Like adventure fics with lots of character development, mystery, humor, and a bit of violence here and there? Well, I've got a story for you, and it's been updated! Sixteen chapters for your reading pleasure.

Porthos. Strong enough to punch through castle walls, sturdy enough to take a gargoyle to the head, and fat enough to break Big Mac's legs! (It was an accident.) He's also the only rat in the King's court - why is that? Why does he pick on Hauteclaire? What's his story?