How G4 Would've Ended

This is just a crack finale of MLP, so bear with me.

First, this happens:

And then later, this:

In short, Equestria discovers that the events of Hearth's Warming Tale was a lie, so out of broken faith and minds shattering apart (literally), Equestria figuratively and literally kills itself. Therefore, G5 doesn't happen, so you're welcome, G5 haters. END!

P.S. I don't really hate G5. Like many others, I want to see where it goes.