This is just a crack finale of MLP, so bear with me.

First, this happens:

And then later, this:

In short, Equestria discovers that the events of Hearth's Warming Tale was a lie, so out of broken faith and minds shattering apart (literally), Equestria figuratively and literally kills itself. Therefore, G5 doesn't happen, so you're welcome, G5 haters. END!

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Mayiat eth orfce webith eill

Hello my favorite followers! I have ideas! Weird ones and cool ones. So I was thinking, what characters have I not touched at all, then it hit me! I plan on writing a ship fic with Big Macintosh. The name shall be "I'll Take A Big Mac With A Side of... Milk?" Oh what could it possibly be about? Who knows? You'll just have to find out.

Will it even come out this year?

Also a fic that involves Spike, Sweetie Belle and Button Mash.

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Hey all!

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I ain't gonna say that Wanderer D put me up to this. Except maybe he did.

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11. Males are useless

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Blueblood: "Shepherd."

Shepherd: "Blueblood! What's up, mah stallion?"

Blueblood: long, tired sigh "Please, don't."

Shepherd: "Wow. This is serious. What's up? Is it war?"

Blueblood: "No. I dare say it is far worse than a mere war."

Shepherd: "So, what is it?"

Blueblood: "..." sigh "I'm in love."

Shepherd: "... Ummm-"

Blueblood: "Not with you."

Shepherd: "Oh thank God."

Blueblood: "But rather, with the Lady Ponyville. And I need your help."

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Inspired by this amazing fic:

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/467693/1/noblesse-applige/hidden-depths-at-great-heights

What if Blueblood and Applejack were foalhood friends? Like so?

Some years ago...

Cadance was taking a break from foalsitting Twilight Sparkle to mind a few noble foals. Most of them were fairly well behaved around her in the royal gardens-A few were already attempting to suck up to her, just as their parents would.

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You should donate, thus fulfilling my addiction.

https://ko-fi.com/muggonny

Also, there's a very good chance that I will open up for commission work soon. Stay tuned.

Why in the honest to god hell are you airing Christmas episodes long before christmas?!

This makes the second time they've aired a Christmas episode before December?! At least wait until July before airing this one!

Greetings and salutations everyone, for I have returned. Although I wish it was under better circumstances. I'm looking at you COVID-19. You made me lose my job, you microscopic bastard. But I digress. I'm back to writing until further notice, so buckle up, cause I got a few new poems in the works(not gonna say what though). Just look forward to seeing some new stuff coming from the leaky faucet I call a brain.

Oh hey~

But hey, I'm already 1,100 plus words in A Dazzling Sunset chapter 10, so I can let it slide.

Stay classy.
-Fuzz

I cracked.

I saw the new Pokemon.

Yay!

So, in this current period for Spectrum: Act Three's development, I decided to take a little detour. And what a detour it was.

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• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Slice of Life

Pharynx doesn't really like potted plants, but Princess Luna does. So what better way of getting him to stop ruining her lavender pots, if not with a good lesson or two?

• Luna
• Pharynx

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You might all be wondering where the heck is the stuff I said I'd write? Well, progress is slow, but it's coming together.

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shipping RD + Cadance...
Kill me.

I've often seen comments such as "these characters could never get together," or "the only way to ship this character is to get rid of this one!"

Bull. Shit.

Part of the magic of fanfiction is that our entire art is based on the magic of the unknown. Filling in the blanks between episodes, or between scenes. Asking "really, Kirk's so fast to jump into bed with women, why not men too?"

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It's not 1k so I can't post it here.

fanfiction.net/s/12622621/1/Shootaloo