The Pony Rap

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~ INTRO ~
So, they’re finally here,
Performing for you.
If you know the words,
You can join in too.
Put your hooves together,
If you want to clap,
As we take you through
This Pony Rap! (Hey!)

(Mane Six!)
(Pony Squad!)
(Mane Six!)
(Pony Squad is here!)

~ VERSE 1: Twilight Sparkle ~
She’s the leader of the squad;
You know her name.
A magical spark’s
Her claim to fame.
Her powerful horn
Manipulates stuff.
You will find out
It’s not just fluff!
Celestia’s student
Is not so odd;
She’s the first member
Of the Pony Squad! (Hey!)

(Mane Six!)
(Pony Squad!)

~ VERSE 2: Rarity ~
Here’s another unicorn,
A dashing mare.
And outfits galore
She sews with care.
Her heart of pure gold’s
The key to success
When she tailors
Somepony’s dress
With jewels, buttons,
And scores of pins!
Thanks to her magic,
Everypony wins! (Hey!)

(Mane Six!)
(Pony Squad!)
(Mane Six!)
(Pony Squad is here!)

~ VERSE 3: Fluttershy ~
This pony’s shy,
But listen up, please!
She’s a mare who lives
Beneath the trees,
Befriending critters,
Be they big or small.
Like a mother-to-be,
She loves them all!
Her heart is warm;
Her wings are long.
She’s a pegasus mare
Who loves this song! (Hey!)

(Mane Six!)
(Pony Squad!)

~ VERSE 4: Pinkie Pie ~
To make you smile,
This mare’s an ace;
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This mare has a funny face!
For a party,
Or a fun fest,
She always does her
Very best!
She also loves
Inflating balloons;
She knows the best
Of party tunes! (Hey!)

(Mane Six!)
(Pony Squad!)
(Mane Six!)
(Pony Squad is here!)

~ VERSE 5: Rainbow Dash ~
This winged mare
Drives the clouds away,
And this is
Her lucky day!
She can fly real fast,
At the speed of sound,
And a rainbow trail
Will touch the ground!
If you’re her friend,
She’ll be just like glue:
Through thick and through thin,
She will stick with you!

(Mane Six!)
(Pony Squad! Hey!)

~ VERSE 6: Applejack ~
Think we’re done?
Well, not so fast;
Here’s the last member
Of this pony cast!
This mare is strong;
That’s no baloney!
She harvests apples
Like no Earth pony!
At Sweet Apple Acres
Her relatives live,
And she and they
Have much to give!
She works real hard
For apple pie;
One last thing:
She won’t tell a lie! (Hey!)

(Come on, Spike! Let’s…)
(…Take it to the soda!)

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~ CODA ~ (× 2)
Loyalty, Kindness,
Honesty, too;
Laughter, Generosity,
And Magic for you! (Again!)