You don't mess around with Griff · 7:12pm Jul 21st, 2022

Canterlot got it's hustlers, Baltimore got it's bum, Ponyville got ol' big Griff Adler and he a pool shootin' son of a gun.

Yeah he big and dumb as an Umbrum can come, but he stronger than a country hoss.

And when the bad folks all come together at night and you know they all call big Griff boss, just because.

And they say: you don't tug on Supermare's cape, you don't spit in the wind, you don't pull the mask off the ol' lone ranger and you don't mess around with Griff.

Well out of ol' south Appleloosa came a country bug, he say "I'm looking for a colt named Griff"

"I am a pool shootin' bug, I don't have a name but down home folks call me Red."

"Yeah, I'm looking for the Umbrum of Ponyville, he driving a drop-top Cadillac. And last week he took all my money and it may sound funny, but I came to get my money back"

And everypony said "Red, don't you know know?"

You don't tug on Supermare's cape, you don't spit in the wind, you don't pull the mask off the ol'lone ranger and you don't mess around with Griff.

Well a hush fell over the pool room as Griff came boppin' in off the streets. And when the cuttin' was done, the only part that wasn't bloody were the soles of the big colt's hooves.

Yeah he was cut in 'bout a hundred places, and he was shot in a couple more. And you better believe they sung a different kind of story when big Griff hit the floor.

And they sing:

You don't tug on Supermare's cape, you don't spit in the wind, you don't pull the mask off the ol' lone ranger and you don't mess around with Red.

Yeah Big Griff got his hat, find out where it's at. And it's not hustling ponies strange to you, even if you do got a custom-made two piece pool cue.

You don't tug on Supermare's cape, you don't spit in the wind, you don't pull the mask off the ol' lone ranger and you don't mess around with Red.

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