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    Why Applejack is second best pony

    Alright, I feel like writing one more blog post. I swear it won't be as creepy as the last one.

    I want to talk about how Applejack is the (second) best pony in MLP. Now, we all know the #1 best pony is Autumn Blaze, but Applejack is a very close second. So, let's get into details.

    #1 Applejack can see through people's bullshit

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2022

Why Applejack is second best pony · 3:53am Feb 14th, 2022

Alright, I feel like writing one more blog post. I swear it won't be as creepy as the last one.

I want to talk about how Applejack is the (second) best pony in MLP. Now, we all know the #1 best pony is Autumn Blaze, but Applejack is a very close second. So, let's get into details.

#1 Applejack can see through people's bullshit
This is a very important point. Applejack is, most of the time, the conscience of the mane 6; she always tells them when they are right or wrong. Unlike the other mane 6, she can understand when someone is "fibbing" and is not hesitant to tell her true thoughts about a given situation. A lot of the problems that the mane 6 experience could be easily solved if they only listened to Applejack.

#2 She's one strong pony
Bucking apple trees must be very extraneous for even the most muscular ponies, but Applejack can easily go a whole day of just apple bucking. This means that she is a very strong ass pony, that could easily fold you like a lawn chair. I would not recommend getting into a physical altercation with her unless you want a death wish.

#3 Her physique
This probably coincides with the last point, but being a strong pony like she is, she must have a rockin' bode. That's all I'm going to say about this point.

#4 Her music hits diff
Every time I hear an Applejack song, I want to squeal. She has an AMAZING voice. Man, they really should've featured her in more songs since she clearly has the best songs in the whole series. Songs like Apples to the Core, Raise This Barn, and Seeds of the Past are absolute jams. She is extremely underrated when it comes to her musical numbers, and I will not let a day go by to let people know how fire her songs are.

#5 She is a family first type of pony
I come from a southern family, and I can tell that there is a lot of similarities between my family and Applejack's family. I have so many cousins, aunts, and uncles that it's hard to keep track of their names in my head.

Alright, I guess that's all she wrote, this is why Applejack is the (second) best pony.

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I want to talk about how Applejack is the (second) best pony in MLP. Now, we all know the #1 best pony is Autumn Blaze, but Applejack is a very close second.

Given that Autumn Blaze is the best kirin, isn't AJ the best pony? :ajsmug:

Every time I hear an Applejack song, I want to squeal. She has an AMAZING voice. Man, they really should've featured her in more songs since she clearly has the best songs in the whole series.

Agreed!

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