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Iredwolf


Why live and work for a piece of paper and handshake? Warlord and Mercs sound better.

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  • 25 weeks
    My thoughts.

    I see myself as expendable, something that you could use and then throw away when you don't need it anymore. Like a gear in a machine. A number in a complex code. A chess piece.

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  • 25 weeks
    🍸🗿

    -AKM
    -Romanian AK mag pouch
    -East German ushanka

    Drip


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  • 27 weeks
    Ain't no way💀

    I was gonna post this yesterday but I forgot lol.

    So, apparently, my coworker got a text from a friend that he was currently hiding since he heard shots ring out at the local mall. I'm not sure if anyone was injured (besides the suspects probably), but I wish them a speedy recovery to those that did🙏

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  • 27 weeks
    PUBG make me wanna buy an airsoft AK

    I just shredded some peps with an AK and an SLR, I be dogging on people wit da middle east kit fr fr.

    Seriously though, I need an AK.


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  • 27 weeks
    I ams home :>

    Got down with the ACT was able to go home early, currently chilling wit ma cats >:3

    It's a shame I gotta go to work later though, I wanna spend my entire day with my cats.


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Sep
4th
2021

Hmmmmm... · 8:50pm Sep 4th, 2021

“You know Rami, I just noticed that your belly is a bit...bigger than usual” Star said as he rubbed Ramirez’s belly, and it is true that her stomach is slightly big.

“Yeah? What's wrong with that?” she asked as she watched him.

“Hmmmm...are you fat?” Star asked.

“Wait what?” she replied, tilting her head in confusion

“I mean, have you been eating a lot or something?” Star then gave her belly a few pats.

Irritated Ramirez slapped his hoof away “I’m not fat!”

“Then what is it?”

“It’s...just drop the subject Star, and I’m not fat!” stomping her hoof, Ramirez got up and makes her to the bathroom.

“Fine...” Star said as he followed her “are you pregnant again?”

Ramirez froze, standing in place like a deer in headlights. ”what?” Star asked.

“N-Nothing...”

”Rami, you’re lying, I know it's not nothing. are you pregnant again?”

“I...um...well...”

“Who’s the father? were you sleeping with anyone?”

“W-Well...um...I-I gotta go! bye!” with the glow of her horn Ramirez disappeared in a flash, leaving a confused Star.

“Eh, I must be paranoid or something. She's either fat or pregnant, but if she is pregnant then it's probably my child. we did have a fun time last night. heheh, boy can she give any stallion a great time”


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Comments ( 56 )

...So...is she pregnant?

5577686
No...

Maybe...

Not...

As Maury Povich says, Star. You are not the father!

5577693
Nope...

Um...

W-Well...

I should have made a clop fic...

5577689
Star, how would you feel if you’re not the father?

5577694
If you want to make more about this I can wait for an explanation

5577696
I guess...

I mean, I can tell you in the chat thingy if you want...

5577698
Whichever works for you

5577699
alright then.

I guess you gotta wait until the next skit or explanation or something

5577704
Mhm.

“Eheheheh...”

5577706
*smacks him* No.

“Dont.”

5577712
*pushes her away* “No, go away”

5577716
*grabs a bat* “you sonuva bitch...”

5577718
“if you excuse me, ima go decide his gender. he will now be a girl”

5577719
*glares daggers at him*

5577724
"ignora los gritos ..."

5577726
“come here...”

5577710
You harlot! *newspaper bonk*

5577735
“Ow!” *rubs her head* “what the buck is a harlot anyway?”

5577739
*smacks Rami on the neck*

“Ow! god! I already learned my lesson!”

5577742
“¿¡Qué te dije que no hicieras !?”

“no te quedes embarazada y te acuestes con él ...”

“¿y que hiciste?”

“dormí con él ...” *ears droop and looks down*

*smacks her* “stop getting yourself pregnant!”

5577744
“a what?” *tilts her head*

5577737
Okay, let me try something else. *bible bonk* cheater!

5577750
“I-It was the drinks!”

5577746
*Drags him away* Rami, ignore him, you, out! *boots him out*

5577755
what did I do? I was just knocking some sense into her!

“I mean...I guess that's true...”

5577756
Get out Ired, you're not helping

5577757
I am, by knocking some sense into her!

5577760
*slaps her* no cheating!

*whimpers*

5577761
*Kicks out-literally* shush

5577762
*hides behind her* “I’m scared...”

5577763
*Pats* there there

5577768
“O-Okay...” *wags her tail a bit*

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