• Member Since 8th Sep, 2012
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Sexy Blonde


Just another brony. Any other questions, feel free to ask (:

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  • 557 weeks
    Progress.

    These, my dear ponies, are the words of progress. Prepare your pancreases and gall bladders, because diabeetus shall soon ensue.

    4 comments · 391 views
  • 595 weeks
    I know, I know.

    I said I would have the better half of the chapter up by 2013.

    "But Evan, it's been 2013 for like a week now, where's our new chapter?!"

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    4 comments · 278 views
  • 595 weeks
    Anyone care to tell me..

    What happened with this week's new episode..?

    3 comments · 259 views
  • 597 weeks
    Well, you see..

    Christmas is here.
    Like most, I celebrate this joyful holiday.
    What things bring joy?
    How is that joy received?
    It's better to give than to receive..
    So what does that morally oblige me to do?
    Decisions, decisions.
    Happiness, love..
    Friendship is magic.
    Happy holidays everypony.

    2 comments · 267 views
  • 600 weeks
    Help. Me.

    This will sound crazy, but I need sadfics to read. NAOW.

    Just got done watching Titanic for the millionth time, and for the millionth time I did not cry. Only one movie has ever made me cry (The Christmas Shoes) and only one fanfic has ever made me cry (MLD) and I need RELEASE from this GLASS CASE OF EMOTION. Come on everypony, make me cry!!

    Love and happiness,
    Evan Jenkins

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    9 comments · 368 views
Dec
5th
2012

Help. Me. · 1:42am Dec 5th, 2012

This will sound crazy, but I need sadfics to read. NAOW.

Just got done watching Titanic for the millionth time, and for the millionth time I did not cry. Only one movie has ever made me cry (The Christmas Shoes) and only one fanfic has ever made me cry (MLD) and I need RELEASE from this GLASS CASE OF EMOTION. Come on everypony, make me cry!!

Love and happiness,
Evan Jenkins

Ps- Nearly finished with Flutterstorm's next chapter outline. Expect a new chapter soon :)

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Comments ( 9 )

SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A SAD FIC STAT!!!
But sadly (get it?) I have no recommendations.:ajsleepy:
A good movie might be the odd life of timothy green. Brought a tear to my eye.


Edit: first? Ok i don't see the appeal of being first...

574756
Seen it. Nothing. I hate my feels. I have so much of them, but they never make it outside! :raritycry:

574800 really? That was the first movie i teared up at. You felt nothing? Wow...:rainbowderp:

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I felt the emotion and welled-up tears, but nothing came out :fluttershysad:

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Then force em out! Give em an eviction notice, do something! Threaten the tears families at gun point! Let the water works open!

575794
Read it. Had the feels, none of the tears.

I feel like this too. I hardly really laugh at things I find funny as well. Although, actually managing to laugh is probably 80% more common than crying for me. So... damn. I'd recommend the Witch's House, but that's an independent game, and the ending's sadder if you watch/play through the entire game, and it's kinda creepy.

Sorry for the probable rambling.

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