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Jeff Bezos Took Corporatism to a New High · 4:19pm Jul 20th, 2021
And I swear I would be complaining and ranting about how the super rich are privatizing every aspect of society. How much capitalization has gone so rampant, we live in a quasi-dystopian nightmare of manufactured scarcity while people like Bezos has this much money to burn.
I would, but...
How do I put this?
Did the rocket had to be so...
... Freudian?
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Magenta Cat · 175 views
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There's an obvious "size compensation" joke here we all already did the moment we saw the rocket, so enjoy the Austin Powers scene:
DARE I SAY I AGREE MY GOOD CHAP, CAPITALIZATION HAS INDEED GONE OFF THE RAILS!
Not gonna lie...
... that rocket looks like a dick.
... it's a bloody vibrator.
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I mean...
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And Bezos is already a dick, so it kinda fits.
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Kaiju sized.
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This is the definition of a "Size King". And I shall not be persuaded otherwise.
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It was meant as a reflection of the men and his attitude in general
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i mean, the guy is a dick to his employees, so may as well illustrate it.