Updates and a Riff with so much nope · 11:13pm Dec 3rd, 2012
Hey everybody, Mule here again with a nice update/riff combo to fill out up around dinner time (Warning: due to time zones you may or may not be reading this at dinner time, the author is not held responsible for the time you read this).
First, let's go to the updates. I'll get the next chapter of Battle Royal out this week (it was held back for various reasons including a busy week and a lazy writer), so don't worry too much about that.
Second, The Many Tales of Pipsqueak and the Pirates (I'll be calling it Pip for short) will be going on a monthly update instead of a weekly one, due mostly to me wanting to finish up other fics like Discord in Time! and starting a new fic that I want to complete in full before submitting.
Now, on to the riff. Today's riff is... well, I've been working on it for about a week. It got into the featured box, and I thought it was just going to be a nice little clop with Twilight, Spike, RD, and some food play. It does have rape in it, so there's your warning people. If you don't like rapefics, don't read the riff of a rapefic. And yes, I know it's a comedy, and there are some legitimately funny parts to it, but not the rapey parts. The author of said fic (Bronystories) dedicated it too the memory of the Hostess Twinkies, and double titled it for such.
So, click here to read the original fic.
Now, without further ado, click right here to read my riff on Don't Move a Muscle, or Where's the Cream Filling?
Fuck that guy. Fuck him with a drill laced with barbed wire up his ass all the way to his brain.
Sorry, I just went blank there for a second.
And you called the fic well-written. No. No it's not.
571166 I mean well written as opposed to other fics with the same basic story ideas. Remember 10 pounds of fetus and mouthwash? Remember the grammar in 10 pounds of fetus and mouthwash? You don't want to remember the grammar in 10 pounds of fetus and mouthwash.
Plus, he did use alliteration (a bit too much, but still not too bad) and he only had a few grammar mistakes. Also, remind me never to lend you my bard wire laced drill.
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AHHHHHH!! Make the images stop!!
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No! You must suffer as I have!