Incorrect Quotes Batch #26 · 7:58pm May 26th, 2021
Cozy: I have an idea!
Tirek: No stabbing.
Cozy: I no longer have an idea.
Thorax: How could anyone say Pharynx is evil? He the most precious changeling I’ve ever met!
Pharynx, covered in blood: Yeah, I’m adorable!
Discord: *Falls down the stairs*
Discord: Well, looks like I got to add gravity to my list of enemies. Shame. It’s already so long...
Twilight: What’s your worst habit.
Pinkie: I’m very vague.
Twilight: Care to explain?
Pinkie: No.
Gallus: If I was a famous author, I would publish a book with ten different endings, each of which would print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then, when they figure it out, I would ‘come clean’, telling them that there were actually 11 different endings and watch them scramble to find the last ending.
Ocellus: Are you insane?
Smolder: I’ll pay you five bucks to do it right now.
Chrysalis: You can never lose an argument if you say “Shut up, nerd” at the end.
Pharynx: Yes you can.
Chrysalis: Shut up, nerd.
Pharynx: Hey shorty, mind if I show off my knife collection?
Thorax: I’m a foot taller than you, but go on.
Pinkie: You are now one day closer to eating a plate of nachos.
Rainbow: But what if I die tomorrow without eating any nachos?
Pinkie: Them tomorrow is nacho lucky day!
Twilight: Get out.
Blep
My favorite is the Pharynx is adorable one
Anyone else getting Abridged Vegeta vibes from Pharynx in this batch?
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Don’t know what that is but sure
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TeamFourStar's Dragon Ball Z Abridged. Vegeta (and later Trunks) say a line similar to the "I'm adorable" quote (though the context is different).
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Ah
I’m a very uncultured swine, so I’m not surprised I don’t know this
Honestly? I'd pay Gallus to do that too
And yes Pharynx, you are bloody adorable
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Honestly, I'm kind of glad for it. Hilarious as TFS can be, the entire DBZ fandom treats them like gods and steals their jokes constantly, to the point where I can't find any decent fanfics for Dragon Ball that don't throw in a reference to either DBZ Abridged or one of MasakoX's What Ifs. To say nothing of fics that are outright of DBZ Abridged rather than following canon DBZ at all.
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“bloody adorable” why didn’t I think of that