Incorrect Quotes #3 · 8:29am Feb 20th, 2021
Chrysalis: How do you rate your pain?
Starlight: 0/10
Chrysalis:...how? Your hoof is literally bent backwards.
Starlight: 0/10, would not recommend.
Trixie: Oh, so when crows remember who have wronged them it’s “intelligent” and “super cool,” but when I do it it’s “petty” and I “need to get over it.”
Scootaloo: So I have a science headcanon-
Sweetie Belle: Hypothesis.
Scootaloo:...so my science headcanon is-
Pharynx, dealing with stupid crap:...well f**k me gently when with a chainsaw.
Applejack, after fighting with Apple Bloom, making her lunch: Just so ya know, this was not made with love.
Chrysalis: I think Thorax is better off dead.
Pharynx: I respect you and your opinion, but you are wrong and I hate you.
Gallus: I’m sad.
Silverstream: Oh wait, I have an emotional jump starter, hold one let me just attach it.
Gallus: This is a hug.
Silverstream: Is it working?
Gallus: Maybe.
Chrysalis: I DO WHAT I WANT!
Tirek: I’m telling Grogar.
Chrysalis: no wait-
Significantly shorter, this is because with the amount I’ve been doing I’ll probably run out of quotes to use.
Hypotheses are stuff you try to prove to see if you were right
Headcanons are useless information that nobody tries to prove, only disprove
Pfft!
Very nice
Lol
Again, this is #Relatable
The first one made me think of this;
https://youtu.be/JFo6iLDNzX0?t=120
Gladly.
Lols inbound
No Thorax this time?
aww poo......
...though I have to agree with Pharynx in #4 (both in general and in regard to that particular situation) (Edit: was referring to the second half of what he said. I don't even pretend to respect her and her opinions)