Exposing a scam - Part 3 (I think I won)

I think contacting my bank and giving them info on the fake label worked. They say they're going to cancel my package order, hopefully giving me my money back in the process. Not part of it, all of it. If they dare have the cheek to say that first thing, then I'm afraid I'll be all out of nice. I've already been set back dramatically and my buyer is still waiting, so this whole situation has pissed me off deeply.

I haven't had to muck about like this on the internet since about half a decade ago when I had a different issue regarding money and getting it back. That's a longer and more reserved story than I'd like to share.

Here's to hoping that all will go well and I'll get what's rightfully mine back where it should be and I can forget all this pain in the ass back-and-forth business. I want it to end quick, preferably now. But I'll have to wait until they get back to me, as I've just this minute sent them an email so they can put this right.

Hermes, you have lost yourself a usually-frequent customer for life along with hundreds of future profits from me. Congratulations, fruit cakes. Y'all are intellectual geniuses worthy of a Nobel prize for your grandure on the topic of how to be a professional bunch of ass-hatted reprobates with no basis for understanding of good practice. You all should be very proud. 👏👍

Let's here it for Hermes and their profession of being a bunch of berks! HIP-HIP, HOORAY!

Consider yourself roasted.

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Okay, I'm done. This concludes my roast and rant.

If you'll excuse me...