Incorrect Quotes · 6:37pm Jan 26th, 2021
Random A Hole: Do you know who my parents are?!
Pharynx: Why? Are you adopted or something?
Fluttershy: Let me see what you have.
Pharynx: A KNIFE!
Fluttershy: NO!
Fluttershy: We are all just skeletons wearing meat suits.
Rainbow Dash:...what?
Fluttershy: And we control said mean suit with the fat the resides in the skull.
Rainbow Dash:..are you okay?
Fluttershy: I’ve been awake for seventy hours now....
Thorax, sitting on top of a cliff:...the view’s nice...
Brain: What if you jumped lmao
Thorax:....
Fluttershy: I think we need to talk about your coffee addiction...
Pharynx: Coffee cures my depression.
Pharynx: More expresso, less depresso
Thorax: I made tea.
Pharynx: I don’t want tea.
Thorax: I didn’t make it for you, it’s for me.
Pharynx: Then why did you tell me?
Thorax: Conversation starter.
Pharynx: Well, that’s a terrible conversations starter.
Thorax: Oh really? We are conversing right now. Checkmate.
Fluttershy: Pharynx is at a very special age where there is only one thing on his mind.
Twilight:...girls?
Pharynx: Homicide.
Chrysalis: I could kill you if I wanted to, Thorax.
Thorax: Yeah, but so can every other changeling.
Thorax: And pony.
Thorax:...and probably even a delicate breezie.
Thorax: You aren’t very special, Queenie.
Thorax: I’m useless.
Pharynx: No you’re not.
Pharynx: You can be used as a bad example!
Twilight: Hello, people who don’t live here.
AJ: Hey.
Fluttershy: Hi.
Rarity: Hello.
Pinkie: Hey!
Twilight: I gave you keys for emergencies.
Rainbow: We were out of Doritos.
Thorax: You read my diary?!
Pharynx: I was unaware it was your diary.
Pharynx: I thought it was a sad, handwritten book.
Thorax: I’m having a midlife crisis.
Fluttershy: You are only fifteen.
Thorax: I’m probably not going to make it past thirty.
Pharynx: Tall people don’t deserve happiness.
Thorax: What? I can’t hear you form down there. Do you need a latter? I can get a latter!
Thorax: Wow! This trees is completely hallow inside, yet it’s still living!
Pharynx, quietly to the tree: Me too, b**ch, you ain’t special.
Star Swirl: I hope you have a good reason for this...
Luna: We have three, actually.
Celestia: Pick your favorite!
Cozy Glow: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party, and you are all invited!
Tirek:...if?
Chrysalis: Great, the only party I’m ever invited too and she might not even die.
Cozy Glow: Give a guy fire, and he’s warm for the night. Light a guy on fire, and he’s warm for the rest of his life.
Twilight: That’s...not how that works...
Cozy Glow: How come whenever I have fun, it’s considered wrong?
Gallus: Cozy, people die when you have fun.
Fluttershy: A rooster laid an egg on the roof, which way did it roll?
Thorax:...down?
Fluttershy: N-
Pharynx: Who cares? It’s scrambled either way.
Fluttershy: N...no...r-roosters d-don’t lay eggs, Jesus Christ Pharynx.
Sweetie Belle: What’s worse than heart break?
Scootaloo: Realizing dragons can’t blow out their birthday candles.
Sweetie: damn...
Chrysalis: I’m going to kill you!
Pharynx: Oh ok, that’s fine.
Chrysalis: NO IM SERIOUS.
Pharynx: I want to die.
Chrysalis:...
Pharynx: I insist.
Tirek: Since was babysitting Cozy my-
Tirek:...oh god, that’s exactly my job.
Pharynx: Hey.
Thorax: Hey.
Pharynx: Can’t sleep.
Thorax: I can.
Thorax: Goodnight!
Rando trying to flirt: Have you even been arrested?
Pharynx: Yea, how could you tell?
Rando: I was going to say it was illegal to be that cute, but now I’m very curious.
Pharynx: Aggravated assault.
Chrysalis: I have come to kill you.
Thorax: Hold on, let me ask Pharynx first.
Chrysalis: That isn’t a choice-
Thorax: He said no.
Cozy: I hate you will every inch of my body.
The student six:
Silverstream: That isn’t a lot of inches...
Thorax: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated!
Pharynx: So...killed without hesitation.
Thorax: Are you a cuddler?
Pharynx: I’M A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUC-yea I’m a cuddler.
Pharynx: When someone points at you in black clothes and asked you ‘who’s funeral?’
Pharynx: I find looking around the room and saying ‘haven’t decided yet’ is always a good response.
Pharynx: Don’t worry, I have a permit.
Thorax, looking it over:..This just says ‘I do what I want’...
Pharynx: Gee...Thorax is such a whiny brat...
Changeling #1: Yeah, he is.
Pharynx, slamming the desk: Don’t you dare talk about him like that.
Thorax: psst, Pharynx!
Pharynx: What?
Thorax: I made you a friendship bracelet!
Pharynx: I’m not really a jewelry type of person...
Thorax: oh. Well, you don’t have to wear it-
Pharynx: No, I’m going to wear it forever, back off!
Pharynx: Sibling relationships are weird.
Pharynx: Like, I’d gladly give Thorax my heart and soul, but he’s not touching my pencil.
So I hope this was fun, I wrote this at like 10 pm like night. Most of them pertain to TN,OP, but most of them are noncanon. Just fun stuff I wanted to try.
Wow so many things just happened but this was pretty funny how thorax and pharynx how they going through lol
#4 Thorax you do realize you can fly, right?
(spoiler alert, Thorax: you will)
Thou shalt not mess with Thorax on Pharynx's watch 
#6
#7 I don't think that's an age thing in his case, Fluttershy...
#8 *gets fried for throwing insults*
#12
#16 How very sad
#19 How is Fluttershy aware of Jesus and why is she using his name in vain instead of Celestia's?
#21 That's it Pharynx, confuse your enemy!
#24 Well, they can't say they didn't get what they asked for... also I'm curious too even though I'm not sure if I should ask
#25
Most of these describe me perfectly
I feel personally attacked
5442399
She was so disturbed that she had to use the name of a different religious figure from a different dimension
And now I can't help but read his line in Ron Swanson's voice due to the deepfake video of those scenes.
I absolutely love quoting those two movies. Gordon I love you, Gordon the vault.
Pharynx is most savage buggo.
I bucking died