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Dec
18th
2020

Discord really was sorry, I swear. · 2:09am Dec 18th, 2020

@HumanoSiniestro
Big spider = AH! WHAT IS THAT THING! THAT CAN'T BE NOT REAL!!! IT SHOULDN'T BE REAL!!!!

Deadly snake = So, what? This thing doesn't look so scary. Why's it considered dange- *THUD*

Badgers = "Fluttershy. Fluttershy. FLUTTERSHY!! I NEED HELP!!!! BRING DISCORD TOO!! What do you mean she isn't real?! ANDREA LIBMAN!!! I NEED YOUR VOICE!!!!

Two weeks later:
Discord: It seemed like a good idea. I swear it did.
Fluttershy: *huff*
Discord: I said I was sorry... well, only sorry to you, since I care less about anypony who isn't you, my most treasured friend.
Fluttershy: That's it! You're WALKING everywhere from now on!
Discord: WHAT!! PLEA-
Fluttershy: And as for sleeping?! You're sleeping under normal gravity!! No anti-gravity!!
Discord: Bu-
AngelBunny: Bruh... just don't. It only gets worse from here on.

Five Hours Later:
Discord: That apology sounded much better in my head, I swear.
Spike: Apologies always do.
BigMac: Eyup...
Luster Dawn: Tell me about it.
Filthy Rich: Same goes whether you're saying it to your wife or your daughter. Even bits can't fix some bad moods.
BonBon: Right, I can literally take down a squad of royal guards but when it's about Lyra's oats. I freeze up.
MudBrair: Technically, she didn't "kicked me out". I simply found it most advantageous to vacate the vicinity immediately.
SunBurst: Never say that she has enough kites already. Never!
Luster Dawn: Duh! Dad.
SunBurst: At least, I know to never blame a book, sweetie.
Luster Dawn: *grumble*

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