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Ribe_FireRain


Mental instability at its finest and aspiring punk rock musician. PS: Buy a creator a coffee to keep him awake? https://ko-fi.com/firerain

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  • 151 weeks
    My Very Last Blog Post - Goodbye

    As of now, I think the time has come to finally abandon my Fimfiction page. I don't particularly want any involvement in the MLP community any longer and I hold no interest in continuing to be an active member. While my page remains open to everyone, I've logged out permanently and don't think I'll return to it or use it again. No more blogs, no more stories, no related content - it's over.

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  • 151 weeks
    I'm never going to be the person that... (Facts of life)

    I'm never going to be the person who goes out drinking with friends in the pub at the end of the week,
    I'm never going to be the person to enter a stable relationship,
    I'm never going to be the person to cry for those who won't cry for me,
    I'm never going to be the person who gives up over a little tough break,

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  • 151 weeks
    Either stay or leave. Don't play me about.

    If you're staying, stay.

    If you're playing around with me, kindly fuck off. I'm not in the mood.

    Either follow or don't follow. It really is that simple. Make up your mind already.

    Thank you. :ajsleepy:

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  • 151 weeks
    Need a distraction from your low mood? Here's an old photo of my guinea pig :3

    Because I'm sad and because my guinea pig is an adorable fwubby enchanted squeaking potato, here's Oscar laying down and snuggling into his brother, Guinness's guinea bum. Don't ask why he did that, just look at how cute he's being. Requires all the ear rubs. Should have called him Sir Purrsalot. 🐹

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  • 151 weeks
    ''Applejack, are you gay?'' French Translation - if you're interested.

    Back when I introduced this story a few years ago, I was approached by a French Translator called Rainbowsoarin007 and they requested me to allow them to turn my story into a French translation for viewers in that part of the world and those who speak it.

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Nov
1st
2020

A Weird Fact You Maybe Didn't Know · 3:20pm Nov 1st, 2020

You can be asked for you ID when buying vanilla extract. Strange, right?

I didn't know this until almost two years ago when I was buying baking supplies and I bought a different brand than the one I normally buy and I got asked for ID when I was buying it by the sales assistant. When I asked her why I needed to prove my age, she said it was because it contained alcohol. That is also a fact I didn't know.

I find it odd that if all extracts commonly use alcohol as an ingredient, why did I not get ID'd for the other brand I always buy?

You can make it yourself at home with vanilla pods and vodka. That's literally all you need. My youngest brother does it, as he is a baker.

I'm now wondering who in their right mind would even buy vanilla extract to get hammered. What kind of chav sits down with his mates in the kitchen and go's, ''A'up, bo, I snagged this from te shelves at te Co-Op, wanna get propa razzed?'' You know what's sad about that? There probably is one or more who genuinely buy vanilla extract to get drunk, but you'll need an absolute tonne, by my count. It's not as strong, obviously.

Still, this was a weird fact that I brought up because I was ID'd for a large bag of M&M's...strange world, isn't it? What, can I get stoned on chocolate now? Pfft.

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