What's a guy gotta do? · 1:58pm Aug 24th, 2020
Rye whiskey,
Rye whiskey,
I'll drink when I'm dry,
Give me rye whiskey,
Or I surely will die.
Seriously, what's a guy gotta do to get a bottle of Jack over here? If my body could take it, I'd be downing it like my life depended on it!
Fun Fact: Whiskey can be used as a mouthwash, as long as it isn't swallowed! This fact is scientifically proven to be true, but leaves your mouth smelling like Barney Gumble! 🥃