Jul
7th
2020
1000th Blog! (Oh, and I think the voters have spoken) · 2:50pm Jul 7th, 2020
Yes, I literally only made this blog to hit 1000 blog posts. Sue me, it's sad, I'm well aware. 
NEXT!
In other news, on the previous blog when I asked you if you'd like to see Rarity or Pinkie Pie in the next How to Catch story, the next choice is...
Pinkie Pie!
You sick, twisted pone-lovers. 
By making this choice, you have doomed us all! The Pink El Diablo will rein terror on us all if this goes south, you all realise this, right? 
You may have just dug out your own grave with your votes. You are positively evil. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go and make a pentangle with some salt and hide within its safe confines while I say my prayers. You pone-lovers never learn. 
Wowza, that's quite a lot of blogs.
*Boops your snoot* Congrats on reaching such an important & moumental milestone, you silly pony!
5302951
Yes-indeedy-doo! That's, what, 142 blogs per year for seven years?
(That would actually be 994 blogs, but you get the idea!) 
That happened, yes. From me, a guy who doesn't speak or say much about anything, nonetheless! The fact I made one-thousand blog posts out of that is an achievement worthY of a Guinness award, wouldn't you say?
(Get them on da line! ☎)
(Late edit: PS: Now I'm waiting for my YouTube channel to hit the same mark, and we're golden!
)
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I think it deserves an award for sure!
May not be able to get one but I can open a a Guinness Drought in your honor
Do tell so we can celebrate proper