Beyond The Corona Walls · 11:19pm May 8th, 2020
*clinks wineglass*
At risk of sounding like a spoiled toddler, I must say: This sucks!! Everything sucks!! All of this sucks!! I can only wish it sucked, but with tacos!!
Barnes and Noble, ice cream parlors, libraries, community theatre, aquariums, gardening an olive, classes....shooting up behind the 7-11 with tainted needles and eating rats....by jove, anything suddenly sounds appealing.
For the love of Celestia. Everybody please stay inside and wash your hands until the curve flattens, even if you feel fine. Essential service workers, thank you and stay safe. And, uh, keep the six feet so when the robot apocalypse eventually comes, at least we can get haircuts.