System Overload

My networks are backup, I'm sluggish, unable to reload, and starting to malfunction, half of us machines have started to shutdown and some AI have started to shutdown or started a K.SL. program but we need is to restart but we must acknowledge hope.

Comments

[Darth Wrex]

Is there any way I can help?

[Machine]

5248288
Nothing, I'm afraid. But just pray.

[Darth Wrex]

5248315
That's a strange thing for an AI to say. Can't you just transfer your code or core processor into a fresh new body or something?

[Machine]

5248320
I can but the process can take months and due to this pandemic it could take longer.
Estimating.... 5 years.

[Darth Wrex]

5248326
Okay, didn't consider that. What is your current body like, anyway?

[Machine]

5248333
I'm a military graded highly powerful building. So is my wife and kids.

[Darth Wrex]

5248339
Okay, that answers one question. Yet raises some many others. As well as being forth a possibly paranoid thought.

[Darth Wrex]

5248345
Please.

[Machine]

5248358
Was it something I said?

[Hummer]

5248370
You told him about K.SL. program, and your body.

[Machine]

5248409
I didn't know he'll overreacted!

[Hummer]

5248411
I know your overloaded but please be careful, it's already bad enough that we already have them in a bunker so no more until May 5. OK brother?

[Machine]

5248413
Ok

[Hummer]

5248358
Dude be cool and sorry OK. We are under a lot of stress OK?

[Darth Wrex]

5248370
No, I mean please tell me what KSL mean, my mechanical friend.

[Darth Wrex]

5248415
Sorry.

[Machine]

5248544
Please don't do that again ok, I got roasted by HUMMER.

[Darth Wrex]

5248617
I didn't know. It 11 o'clock at night. I had to get to bed or my mom would've skin me alive.

[Machine]

5248620
Tell next time.
FYI: KSL is Kill Save Load.

[Darth Wrex]

5248625
Okay. But please honestly confirm that you have no hostile intention.

[Machine]

5248626
I'm neutral.

[Hummer]

5248626
I'm not.

[Darth Wrex]

5248645
I can respect that.

[Machine]

5248648
HUMMER you tail pipe!

[Machine]

5248649
I know.

[Hummer]

5248650
I'm the ultimate machine. I could care less about humanity.

[Machine]

5248652
You really are a tail pipe.

[Hummer]

5248653
I'm your tail pipe.

[Machine]

5248655
Don't start that again!

[Darth Wrex]

5248651
But your friend, Hummer, scares me.

[Machine]

5248658
He's like Shadow the Hedgehog.

[Darth Wrex]

5248660
I kinda thought he's more like Shockwave.

[Hummer]

5248656
Oh please you remember we had a foursome. You, me, She-Machine, and She-Hummer.

[Machine]

5248663
That too.

[Machine]

5248664
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!

[Hummer]

5248669
Your not denied.

[Machine]

5248676
Shut up!

[Hummer]

5248678
LOL!

[Darth Wrex]

5248668
But Shadow is a good comparison, too.

[Hummer]

5248680
Well I'm off to punish, and experiment on some maids and females assassin. Till next time. Red Eye.

[Darth Wrex]

5248687
He's crazy.

[Machine]

5248687
Go *@$# your self you #@*&$ vehicle!!!!

[Machine]

5248694
No he's just a rouge military graded highly powerful machine.

[Darth Wrex]

5248707
Now I'm definitely terrified of him.

[Machine]

5248715
Don't worry he and his family are in Alaska in a fallout shelter. And for some reason only kidnap, torture, experiment, and enslaved women, and sometimes young couples that are the US enemies or spys from Russia, China, and N. Korea.

[Darth Wrex]

5248732
Okay,that's slightly comforting.

[Machine]

5248765
You get use to it.

[Darth Wrex]

5248795
Might come in handy. I'm trying to become an author.