I'm Back Baby!!! · 2:27am Feb 25th, 2020
Hey everypony, you've probably noticed that it's been a while since I uploaded anything. Well, the reason wasn't that I got abducted by aliens or assassinated by some really messed up planeswalker. My internet wifi port decided to {Insert action} me with an {insert large object} brutally for the past two weeks! Welp, now I'm back and ready to put some chapters out there. Hope you all are ready for more Cold Fire and Gaps in F r i e n d s h i p.
I hope it used lube first.
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nope.
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Damn I know that hurt.
Try warm baths it'll help with the pain.
Nice glad to see your back
Welcome back mister Potter!...
Welcome back, look forward to more! And more Cold fire!
WOO!
Ah, so that's what happened!
Thought you were updating other fics.
That, or somebody used magic to kill your inspiration...