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Ribe_FireRain


Mental instability at its finest and aspiring punk rock musician. PS: Buy a creator a coffee to keep him awake? https://ko-fi.com/firerain

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  • 152 weeks
    My Very Last Blog Post - Goodbye

    As of now, I think the time has come to finally abandon my Fimfiction page. I don't particularly want any involvement in the MLP community any longer and I hold no interest in continuing to be an active member. While my page remains open to everyone, I've logged out permanently and don't think I'll return to it or use it again. No more blogs, no more stories, no related content - it's over.

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  • 152 weeks
    I'm never going to be the person that... (Facts of life)

    I'm never going to be the person who goes out drinking with friends in the pub at the end of the week,
    I'm never going to be the person to enter a stable relationship,
    I'm never going to be the person to cry for those who won't cry for me,
    I'm never going to be the person who gives up over a little tough break,

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    1 comments · 321 views
  • 152 weeks
    Either stay or leave. Don't play me about.

    If you're staying, stay.

    If you're playing around with me, kindly fuck off. I'm not in the mood.

    Either follow or don't follow. It really is that simple. Make up your mind already.

    Thank you. :ajsleepy:

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  • 152 weeks
    Need a distraction from your low mood? Here's an old photo of my guinea pig :3

    Because I'm sad and because my guinea pig is an adorable fwubby enchanted squeaking potato, here's Oscar laying down and snuggling into his brother, Guinness's guinea bum. Don't ask why he did that, just look at how cute he's being. Requires all the ear rubs. Should have called him Sir Purrsalot. 🐹

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  • 152 weeks
    ''Applejack, are you gay?'' French Translation - if you're interested.

    Back when I introduced this story a few years ago, I was approached by a French Translator called Rainbowsoarin007 and they requested me to allow them to turn my story into a French translation for viewers in that part of the world and those who speak it.

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Feb
22nd
2020

I want to replace my blood · 2:09pm Feb 22nd, 2020

If there was a way to make it so, I would turn my blood into barbecue sauce. Seriously, I would.

(Or Thai sweet chilli.)

I'll let that sink in for a minute.












How about yourself? Do you remember the first time you tried barbecue sauce, where it was from? For me, it was in MacDonald's, where my step-mother let me try some when I was a child. From then on, I've been an addict. Good stuff. :pinkiesmile:

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Comments ( 9 )

I don't care much for barbecue sauce, but mustard? Mmmmmmm

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I can't say I'm a true fan of it, but I didn't mind the whole grain mustard. Chilli sauce is good, too. Bullseye Steak Sauce is very nice, too, if you're into that kind of stuff. (Tastes good inside of a toasted bagel with some cheese!)

Fun fact:

Coconut water is close enough to the fluid inside Human Red Blood Cells that it can be used in blood transfusions in the event of an emergency with a shortage of available blood, in small amounts.

I don't remember the first time I tried barbecue sauce, but Raspberry Chipotle barbecue sauce from a restaurant in the town that I live in is bucking orgasmic! Especially on burgers & ribs. Omnomnomnomnom

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So, what you're saying is I can technically be part coconut? :raritystarry::moustache:

5207975

I don't think I've tried Chipotle of any kind. Sounds really nice, though. (I'm not into most fruity-flavoured things, to be honest. I've mostly stuck to the BBQ and Thai Sweet Chilli scene. That and curry sauce. :pinkiehappy:)

5213346 I'm not into fruity flavored things either, except actual fruit, but Raspberry Chipotle Barbecue sauce is really tasty. I'd drink it straigt if I could.

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