• Member Since 5th Nov, 2018
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Crystal Hoof


Don't make me HM01 you

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  • 141 weeks
    weird food talk

    so hear me out
    cheddar jalapeno brats are basically nachos but no chips
    you got cheese you got jalapenos and you got meat
    so would it be that bad if i put sour cream on it?

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  • 141 weeks
    Something i made a while ago

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  • 141 weeks
    ask away

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  • 142 weeks
    Random thought

    If go through the door, did went catch it?

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  • 142 weeks
    You're gonna hate me for this

    Why is a sand castle faster than a horse

    Quicksand :pinkiecrazy:

    3 comments · 114 views
Dec
5th
2019

Roast me · 6:01pm Dec 5th, 2019

C'mon, just try

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Comments ( 6 )

Nah, I don't have the right seasonings and a slow cooker large enough.

Yo mama's so ugly.....

I mean, just look at ya.

Not really, you're still cool

You have the subtlety of a brick and the depth of a shot glass. You're as dense as a boulder, and twice as heavy. You couldn't pour the water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel. You're as worthless as a chocolate teapot. You're five foot nothing in height, and the same in diameter. I'm sure these insults are getting to you, but I won't do as well as mother Nature did. You bring out the best insults in me. Anyway, I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day, Brie Larson.

your birth certificate was an apology from the trojan man

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Dayum, those are pretty damn good

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