"I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day."- Vincent Van Gogh
I'm serious.....
Not gonna do it......
Seriously! I'm not gonna......
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for some Cafe ambiance...so soothing!
Take these and do with it what you will:
Currently doing a bar crawl in Downtown (ok so we started in Corktown and are making our way through any good AVAILABLE bar today) with some friends and a couple of co-workers of mine, who we unintentionally ran into. Turns out great minds think alike! Ironically I'm the "Uber Call Girl" tonight so...unfortunately can't get TOO wasted (plus I actually have work tomorrow...couldn't call off).
DON'T: Drunk text you ex-partner a pic of yourself masturbating while wearing a gaming headset and a Supergirl t-shirt.
DO: Semi-soberly text your ex-partner a series of pics of you preparing for your state's Comic Con!
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Don't: either of those
Do: neither of those.
5092328
I did both.....had a helluva weekend....
5092329
I thought it was oddly specific but this is fimfiction... Welp... Don't know what to say about that without being comically offensive
5092354
Oh, by all means, say it!?!
Query: What is the difference?
5092383
The difference is easy: I did one before the other on Friday and Saturday nights respectively.
5092360
*sips tea whilst wearing a monacle* hrmmm yes... It would seem we are approaching an idiocracy faster than I previously thought. Waiter! I wish to have your finest whiskey, I want to go out on a good note.
5092397
Look, to be blunt. I did some stupid shit when drunk. Slightly less crazy shit when....more or less sober too.
5092407
There are about 5 people being knocked up every second and some of them unintentionally. At least you aren't one of them.
5092409
Even when drunk, I have at least some sense about me. See I can never truly be off guard of on low alert (even when I'm sleep, I never relax!). That's helpful when I'm out with friends or in the house alone with my doors and windows shut and locked.
5092414
Sleep is for the weak. I exist permanently on a diet of caffeine and sugar.
5092423
Lucky! I don't and am thankful to get at least 1-3 hours a night.
5092427
did you know that there is an extreme version of insomnia where one is unable to sleep at all and you eventually die in three months, a good portion being in a delirious state of dementia and insanity.
5092428
Yes I am very aware of this as I've experienced it before. I had to be hospitalized in a mental hospital for nearly a month due to me being delirious with exhaustion and my own psychological issues causing me to outright collapse in the middle of a sidewalk.
5092429
Well obviously you don't have the condition otherwise you'd be dead. It's odd to think how the body can do that to itself... Err mind I mean.
5092430
Yes. Strange isn't it?
5092436
either one of us could have a brain aneurysm at any moment and just die.
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Or (at least in my case) could just randomly suffer a seizure in sleep and actually die.
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Or slip in the shower and crack your skull open.