Jul
13th
2019
Shit shit shit shit shit shit · 8:55pm Jul 13th, 2019
I'm the antagonist, aren't I?
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RoxyTheMagus
Despite what my username would suggest, I'm not necessarily Roxy, and at times I am more magius than magus, if you catch my drift.
RoxyTheMagus
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I mean meh
Only a little. And you don't have a religion devoted to you, so you're doing good!
I can't say the same. Seriously, it was one. Stinking. Apple.
Maybe a little, but there are worse things to be than an antagonist.
Deadpool, for example.
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I want a religion.
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No. You really don't.
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Yes. I really do.
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You want other individuals blaming you for their problems, calling out your name during sex, doing things by your "will" when you are not okay with and did not want what they did? To have others think you watch their every move, plot their demise, or ask for you to nudge the odds in their favor? To have hundreds, thousands, millions of individuals send out prayers and offerings that only interrupt your sleep and leave you confused? I mean, seriously, why would I want your first born child?
Sure, it's fun in the beginning. But give it a decade, and it will lose its appeal. Three millennia is just ridiculous. Besides, what would you reign over?
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Time or Light or something.
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Well, that's not vague at all...
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Homestuck
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Yes, yes. I'm a cancer and, well...
WHAT DO TROLLS HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?
And now for something completely different...
Fish and chips, or clam chowder?
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Chowder. Octarine or Ultraviolet?
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Octarine, of course. What do you take me for?
Book horse, sun-butt or candy flanks; marry, murder or mate? Go!
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Banish, banish, banish.
-4 or +12?
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Brilliant! And I prefer exponents and imaginary numbers.
What do you desire?
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Not sure. All manner of things, I'd imagine. You'll have to be more specific.
Vriska or Terezi?
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Hmmm... Terezi. All because of...
This!
Now, allow me to reiterate; what do you desire most in life?
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I don't know. What do you desire?
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At the moment? Food.
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Okay.