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James Washburn


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  • 559 weeks
    Thought for the day

    Fanon never dies. It just becomes AU.

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  • 572 weeks
    Equestria Girls=Bioshock Infinite

    In lieu of facts, we must speculate, and speculation is one of the things this fandom does best. That's not to say it's good, since it leads to all sorts of raised expectations, ruined headcanons and so on and so forth. With that in mind though, let me explain why Equestria Girls is working on Bioshock Infinite logic.

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  • 572 weeks
    Whoda thought...?

    When they first saw the concept of bronydom, who had as their first thought 'yep, that sounds like the kind of thing I would get involved with' and then proceed to get involved with it? I don't know if that would be a reasonable line of thought.

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  • 577 weeks
    Twialicorn?

    We can't be having with that. We already figured all this out about eight times over. We already ran the simulations (so to speak).
    It is odd how many people called it, though. I mean, I didn't give it a thought until season 3, but apparently it was a thing long before. Which is, y'know, odd.

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  • 585 weeks
    Instructions in case of emergency

    The large storm known as Old Thunderhead is moving south. It is the duty of every Equestrian citizen to be fully prepared for his arrival. Already, Emergency Weather Divisions are assembling to deal with this imminent threat, and all preparations are being made by Her Majesty and her government to ensure damage is minimised. You can assist these preparations in the following ways:

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Nov
6th
2012

An Ode to Mindless Optimisim · 9:09am Nov 6th, 2012

So there I was, up at godawful past midnight with the lyrics to Pinkie Pie's singing telegram running around in my head, when suddenly I start rhyming words. Then some more. Then I wrote two stanzas of the damn thing. It mightn't be perfect, but I'm putting it up here anyway.
I take this as tentative proof that although I may not like it, I can write more late at night. Not better, just more.
(Seriously. I finished both Ponytemkin and Telling Tales at about four in the morning.)
Anyway, this is the result of ten minutes work. Pinkie Pie's Ode to Mindless Optimism, to the tune of the bloody singing telegram

It's not easy keeping smiling when you'd rather run and rout
But in those times it's best to just be brave and have no doubt
So you be sure to stay happy and always wear a grin
Even if your chances of survival look too slim

Now people say I'm crazy, for smiling at a time
When a dollar buys a nickel's worth and they'll stab you for a dime
It's a harsh and tough world out there, but you'll be okay in the end
If you just keep your chin up and stay close to your friends

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This gave me a laugh. It's not perfect, but pretty good considering you wrote it past midnight. I've stayed up late, so I know how this feels. I remember this one time - it was in middle school I think - that I had to write an essay that was due the next day. It was at least midnight, but I found that staying awake wasn't actually difficult... It was getting up in the morning with only a few hours of sleep that was hard. Considering the fact that it's almost midnight as I type this, I'm not sure I learned my lesson...

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