The legend of Dagmire the discorded · 5:26pm Jan 20th, 2019
Ah yes. Dagmire. Some say he is the saviour some say he is unholy he then who was in the right place at the right time but what everyone agrees on is that regardless of what side he’s on he’s a bit ...unorthodox.
His first adventure truly began a few moments after his curse. The curse of discord. Now mentally damaged he is forced to perform as a jester to a corrupt king... unfortunately for that poor bastard Dagmire was already a few steps ahead shattering a small handheld mirror Dagmara managed to grab a hold of one of the shards the king lashed out at Dagmire and knocked off his mask by the time of really strong person who simply hated seeing anyone in chains arrive to save dagmire The king was already dead the person decided to simply walk upstairs and avoid Dagmire while he continue to butcher the king after a few moments of this a strange powers flashed before Dagmire and just like that he experienced his first ever encounter with chaos magic as he pulled a safe out of the king like a rabbit out of a magician’s hat. He picked up the falls Kings crown and put it on his head before receiving visions of the oncoming apocalypse somehow the crown asked him if he was the Harbinger of doom. Dagmire simply responded with “BITCH I am the apocalypse!” The crown quickly turned into a strange metallic sand as a echoing laughter filled his head. Dagmire being a little bit stranger than he was a few moments ago decided to pocket the sand only to find that whenever he pulled out a hand full there was always more. With an endless amount of sand in his pockets he somehow managed to save the world from an apocalypse. not many are sure how he did it or why he did it but they do know that nowadays he’s running a bar (a strange thing he constructed over time.) legends of his antics begin making its way to a certain little chaotic fellow...one I’m pretty sure we are all familiar with. what will happen when a little bit chaos that isn’t planned meets a little bit of orderly chaos?
Something strange I assure you.