A Billion Concepts: W H A T E V E N · 2:09am Jun 10th, 2018
Okay, so, it is currently a hundred degrees hotter than the interior of Satan's anus right now. I am currently sipping iced sun tea whilst having recently, and I do mean only a little recently, smoked two spliffs of my own creation. Therefore, I gotta try writing like this now as my own dare. HAHA. Good dare.
Alright, the title is what it is because of self agitation. Like, I'm listening to Pendulum (addendum, and various other kinds of power electric tunes) and it is giving me the unholy power of thought. Suck me, THIS is what being freeform IS.
Anyway, I've got ideas. Many in fact, I've lacked the initiative to plan and operate them. Especially when it comes to dank fiction. The first thing I put here was done because I just got sick of seeing nothing here, so I cranked it out in an afternoon just for the sake of it and the blogpost was partial bullshit. I do in fact have a long winded idea for a huge anthro sci-fi AU involving weird character flippity flops, a giant war against changelings for decades, and like, super extreme military augmentations to, like, bones and blood and shizznit. I guess kinda liken to freaky magic cyborgs, mad war tech because changelings being douche, and super despair. And by character flumps I mean trying to write some weird shit. I wanna see some of the main six and popular background characters in freaky different situations to develop.
Like, characters, right? I was thinking write Vinyl Scratch as an unintentional genius scientist who got conscripted for her brain. Twilight Sparkle still meets Applejack, but it's only because Twilight was taken on as Celestia's protege during a time of war, so now she's a general and AJ is an NCO. Some kind of Command Sergeant Major equivalent probably. And there'd be some kind of weird biomechanical virus that I haven't figured out yet. So, like, Manehatten gets wiped out. Ideally there'd be long backstories for each character each having their own dedicated arcs and threads and whatnot leading up to the siege of Canterlot, which was what I was kind of trying to dip my toe in since I wasn't and still am not sure what order to and how to make an entire timeline and plots for all of this. Like, I got hella ideas for almost everyone. Dinky Doo as a shy, but excitable wiz kid. Lyra and Bon Bon getting paired up for the freaky magic soldier augments and jointly piloting a gigantic mecha together. Oh, I have GIANT ASS IDEAS for Fluttershush too. I wanna see her as a super badass, but I can't think of any other way other than to throw her through the wringer hardcore, but I have dank ideas for that too.
SEE WHAT I MEAN. I have this big thing I could try writing, but I just don't think I have the skill and planning yet to actually pull it off. Imma gonna try to change that though. I've got a few smaller things I can do as smaller random one chapter collections with one thread and other assorted one shot material. I was thinking of trying to write something like an extra dimensional strip club. Where W E I R D stuff happens. Nekrogoblikon now. That's what I changed the vibe to. John Goblikon is right and I need a gimmick too.
I'm serious about the interdimensional stripclub. Isn't just around for the sake of smut though, I'm going to use it as an outlet to try to practice writing movement and actions. Plus it won't all be just vanilla teasing and all that trash. Like I said, W E I R D stuff. I figure it'll be a random bag, some of it'll be just sexy, some will be weird and delve into some obscure freaky stuff, and some will be, like, morbid rituals and spooky and wacky body horror. Think Evil Dead, Parasyte, Basket Head, Clive Barker's Hellraiser and Nightbreed kinda stuff.
I think I'll try for the stripclub and some other of the one shot kinda material I can conjure as dry runs and practice for actually writing this AU while I plan and try to put together a timeline for it while also trying to blog more often. Yes. This too.
Anyway! I'm going to stop writing this bowl of lukewarm spaghetti and try to put my thought power and handsss towards something more substantial than a blogpost that maybe six people might read. Peace.