It's on its way out, it's breaking, it's inconvenient, it's annoying. This time, it might actually be dying after a long ownership. · 8:11am Jun 6th, 2018
Well, it would appear that my laptop is not being cooperative, and I that is really annoying to me because I have a whole lot of writing to do. Needless to say, this computer has been with me for maybe three years now. It has served me well, I wrote every story on this site with it, and to top it all off, it's what I do most of my activities on. YouTube, this site, poetry, writing, et cetera.
Also, my spacebar has been bugging on me and my enter key won't work. Yesterday, I spent my time doing exactly what I planned to do today, but I won't say what it was, seeing as I don't want to make put out any spoilers. I think I'm going to have to buy a new notebook, seeing as this one might have just had it. You can thank Mr Coca Cola for that one. The second I took off the bottlecap, PSSSST! All over my keyboard. Charming, don't you know?
Well, I'm annoyed, maybe a little more than I'm letting on, and I have to spend a meant-to-be productive day doing shag all. I swear, this has something to do with what would likely be my 'special talent', which as a cutie mark, would look like an atomic explosion with everything getting either blown to shreds or vaporised in the blast's wake. I don't even have to try to break something. It comes naturally. However, I wouldn't mind if instead of destruction, it was construction. You know, the kind that allows me to do what I want, which is write and finish working on my project? Well, here's one for you, Sir! - Dear Destruction Gods, Lady FireRain sends you a letter with a request for a stamp, which will read as follows (WARNING - Cussing ensues the removed spoiler!) - 'Kiss my hairy, white-coated, female pegasus arse and stick another tampon in it, you havoc-wreaking jizzballs of Equestria! Go back to Tartarus where you belong, you mummy-daddy-issue bucket of quim fluids! (Oh, yeah, I went there! How'd ya like me now, ya mug?)
*Places a muffin on the table.* It sounds like you need this.
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*Rejects muffin offering* Nein, my fair princess. I'm afraid that won't work for me at the moment. I finally got back to a project I haven't seen in maybe a year or two, yet when it comes to the second day, which is now, there have been nothing but issues with my laptop. It's like someone or something is intentionally stopping me from getting my dream accomplished.
The only thing that can fix this is a four-pack of Belgian chocolate cookies and a quiet room that I can concentrate in. Oh, and a new laptop, seeing as mine likely won't last longer, which sucks royally because time is a bit of a factor.
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Well, I'm sorry to hear. Technology always seems to break down at he worst times doesn't it?