• Member Since 2nd Aug, 2017
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Dire_Straits


Hi, I'm a short story writer who caters to things that, more often than not, offends people!

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  • 311 weeks
    Where exactly did he go?

    Hi, Dire_Straits here, for those following me, I deeply apologize for my long absence and neglect of my stories. I love that people enjoy reading my terribly written stories and I hope you'll continue to follow me.

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  • 325 weeks
    Not dead... not yet.

    If anyone's curious about if I'm still around and writing... yes and not at the moment. I do want to return, but stress in my life has diminished my desire to sit down and write. :(

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  • 344 weeks
    A desire diminished.

    So I'm in a bit of a funk where I feel like my stories fall extremely below what should be acceptable as fanfiction. I want to do better, I've even taken to downloading a few apps on my phone to improve my vocabulary, but maybe it's not enough? I know I'm not the best, but I've been told I'm far from terrible too.

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  • 351 weeks
    To whom it may concern.

    To those who read this, I greet you warmly! This is a experiments of sorts, and I'll appreciate any creative opinion or ideas you wish to offer.

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May
10th
2018

Where exactly did he go? · 5:06pm May 10th, 2018

Hi, Dire_Straits here, for those following me, I deeply apologize for my long absence and neglect of my stories. I love that people enjoy reading my terribly written stories and I hope you'll continue to follow me.

To the matter at hoof though... I'm not abandoning this account by no means, as it will remain as my primary "Long Short Story" account. However, I'm also on another account known as ArtOfTheFart. Yes, that's the account. It's name represents the contents within and then some! However, fair warning for those who expect lengthy smut, I suggest you stick to this account. My stories on my alt. account barely manage 1,000 words and are mostly for quickies, both entertainment and other adult rated activities!

There WILL BE updates, I promise, but I need to scour through and see which stories I really wish to commit to... and this is where I'd like your involvement. Fans, I'd like you to tell me out of all I've written, which stories you've enjoyed most!

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