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Dire_Straits


Hi, I'm a short story writer who caters to things that, more often than not, offends people!

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  • 312 weeks
    Where exactly did he go?

    Hi, Dire_Straits here, for those following me, I deeply apologize for my long absence and neglect of my stories. I love that people enjoy reading my terribly written stories and I hope you'll continue to follow me.

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  • 327 weeks
    Not dead... not yet.

    If anyone's curious about if I'm still around and writing... yes and not at the moment. I do want to return, but stress in my life has diminished my desire to sit down and write. :(

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  • 345 weeks
    A desire diminished.

    So I'm in a bit of a funk where I feel like my stories fall extremely below what should be acceptable as fanfiction. I want to do better, I've even taken to downloading a few apps on my phone to improve my vocabulary, but maybe it's not enough? I know I'm not the best, but I've been told I'm far from terrible too.

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  • 352 weeks
    To whom it may concern.

    To those who read this, I greet you warmly! This is a experiments of sorts, and I'll appreciate any creative opinion or ideas you wish to offer.

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Aug
2nd
2017

To whom it may concern. · 7:28pm Aug 2nd, 2017

To those who read this, I greet you warmly! This is a experiments of sorts, and I'll appreciate any creative opinion or ideas you wish to offer.

First off though, you should know that my stories will mostly concern Grimdark content, prominently featuring canon characters meeting their ends in ways which may appeal to only to those with sickly taste. Sort of explains my name too. Traps, accidents, villains getting the upper hoof on the would-be heroes. If these things appeal to you, then you're in great company.

Sadly, I suffer extremely from AADD and my interest rarely holds for more than a single sitting whenever I'm writing a story. The result is often a one shot go at these things. I'm humble in the sense that I don't see myself as a great writer nor to I inspire to be, but if even one person finds these stories enjoyable to read, enjoyable in more than a single context, then I'll feel satisfied.

Anyways, feel free to criticize me with constructive opinions! Maybe perhaps there's a character whom you'd love to see meet their demise in some terrible way... and that's okay too. An freshly out of the stable Littlepip meeting her end to a group of raiders? I'll do it. Daring Do succumbing to a mishap that ends with her either being squished by moving walls or impaled on a bed of spikes, sure thing! What if Nightmare Moon successfully claimed the throne of Equestria and as her first act as Queen, orders Twilight Sparkle's execution by beheading or hanging... heck, why not?

To a bitter end, your friend
Dire Straits

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