Marwile watches SAO Part 7 "Transformation complete" · 9:41pm Apr 27th, 2018
I already have to remind me that I decided to do this to become more consistent with my blogs. So, let's continue with Yui.
While at the orphanage a woman with an important mission comes to our duo (no idea how she found them). A gullible idiot managed to let himself be trapped in a secret high-level dungeon and they have to save him.
I have to admit that Yui looks pretty cute while she enjoys watching Kirito murdering the frogs. They find the end of the dungeon and the ironically named Thinker. They are ambushed by the boss, a huge grim reaper so strong Kirito can't even scan his HP.
Kirito and Asuna are losing against him until Yui intervenes and effortlessly destroys him (I could only think about how SAO Abridged improved this scene with just a few simple edits). She reveals she's actually a KI from the master system with the purpose to analyze emotions and help the players, but was imprisoned by the system when the game started. When she saw Kirito and Asuna she decided they were so special that she had to meet them (note how she never answers their questions about her amnesia and how she broke free). And because she broke the game to beat the boss, the system is deleting her now.
Yui disappears, Asuna is sad and Kirito suddenly turns into a master hacker and saves Yui by turning her data into an item. Thus his transformation into Jesus-kun is complete. Yes, I can totally understand how people would stop watching after that bullshit. Sadly I won't...
"...constantly bombarded by the pain and anger of all the people I could not help, I gradually changed into despair.
But then, all of that changed when I found you two!"
"Awwww..."
"The most broken, sociopathic players I had ever laid my eyes on. Less people than a loose collection of character defects."
"...That kinda went in a different direction than I was expecting."
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Proof that you can pick any random scene from SAO Abridged and it will always be a massive improvement compared to the original