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Dr Blankflank


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  • 295 weeks
    A "new" Story

    Ha ha. Ha. No.

    This story actually dates to 2014, and then it sat for several years before I remembered that it was even there. It was originally going to be a flashback aside for another (much larger) story about the modern MLP Rarity, but it is nearly 5000 words all by itself.

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  • 296 weeks
    Check out my new review group!

    Alrighty, back in the doctor's office and ready to practice. It's a new group and a new style but I remain your stalwart fanfic doctor. My apologies to everypony still in the waiting room; the doctor will see you now.

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  • 302 weeks
    A funny thing happened...

    Wow, work just got crazy.

    That is, sadly, the life of a dev shop. We try to plan on a steady stream of work but each of our clients expect that they will be given priority.

    Well, three separate services all required big interventions, and all of our clients are flipping out. So, no pony for me right now. Pony again soon, though. Thought you all deserved some manner of explanation.

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  • 313 weeks
    On Writing and Knowledge

    Mr. Hemmelgarn has been showing up again. He's my old high-school English teacher. And late at night, or when I am really tired, he appears just out of sight. Just behind the corner of my eye. I can hear him breathing and wheezing, so I know its him. He huffs and puffs like a slowly-deflating air mattress, and he stares at me. He stares and whispers four ugly words:

    "Write what you Know."

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  • 315 weeks
    The Limits of Post-Modern Semiotics, or Why the Apple Matters

    Great post about Modernism by Bad Horse, here. Good to see you dropping in like that.

    So, read his blog post. Then read Mr Numbers blog post. Then, go and get a degree in semiotics.

    All ready? Good, let's begin.

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Apr
24th
2018

Blogs are not my Thing · 4:48pm Apr 24th, 2018

I have always wanted to write. I have, on occasion, been able to demonstrate that I even have some meager skills at writing. (First story to be posted soon - so nervouscited!)

But, in truth, I hate blogs.

I was talking with my son about a particular play he made during a pee-wee soccer game. (I am old; deal with it.) He kept leading the conversation back to that play so that he could talk about how awesome he was.

So: no one likes that guy, right? The guy who can't wait to tell me how awesome he is, is the guy I immediately write off as a liar. It's just a contrary thing I do. I have long held, and encourage my son to consider as well, the belief that if something you did was awesome then other people will volunteer that information and you don't have to do a thing. And, if what you did was *not* awesome, then its best to keep quiet about it.

Everybody wins, under those rules.

So, I don't like blogs because I don't like talking myself up. I can't get past it. I might start using this space to talk about how *other* authors are awesome. Maybe we'll go with that for a bit.

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