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CJ Esmerio


I'm a 23-year-old MLP brony fan (since September 2016), and I love writing stories for people to enjoy.

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Apr
12th
2018

Stardust's Steamed Hays · 8:18pm Apr 12th, 2018

Neighsay: Well, Stardust, I made it... despite your directions.

Stardust: Ah, Chancellor Neighsay! Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable lunch... (pauses after sensing something wrong) Excuse me for a sec.

Neighsay: Uhh...

(In the kitchen)

Stardust: [gasp] Oh no, the meal is ruined! But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? [to himself] Oh ho ho ho ho... delightfully devilish, Stardust!

(He begins to climb out the window when Neighsay suddenly walks in.)

Neighsay: Stardust!

Stardust: Oh, Chancellor, I was just, uh... just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?

Neighsay: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Stardust?

Stardust: Uhh... no! That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having! Mmm... steamed clams!

Neighsay: Uh-huh... (walks out of the room)

Stardust: Phew!

[a few moments later]

Stardust: Chancellor, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hayburgers!

Neighsay: I thought we were having steamed clams.

Stardusrt: D'oh, no. I said steamed hays! That's what I call hayburgers!

Neighsay: You call hayburgers "steamed hays"?

Stardust: Yes. It's a regional dialect!

Neighsay Uh-huh... uh, what region?

Stardust: Uhh... upstate Manehattan?

Neighsay: Really? Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hays."

Stardust: Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.

Neighsay: I see... um... you know, these hayburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at the Hay Burger.

Stardust: Oh ho ho ho... no, patented Stardust Balance burgers. Old family recipe.

Neighsay: For steamed hays?

Stardust: Yes.

Neighsay: Yeah, so you call them "steamed hays" despite the fact they are obviously grilled.

Stardust: Ye... hey... you know, the... one thing I should... um, excuse me for one second.

Neighsay: Of course.

[A few moments later]

Stardust: [YAWN] Well, that was wonderful, right?

Neighsay: Yes, I should be- Good Lord, what is happening in there!?

Stardust: Aurora borealis?

Neighsay: Uh- aurora borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?

Stardust: Yes!

...

...

Neighsay: May I see it?

Stardust: No.

He then leads the chanceller out of the castle.

Twilight: What in the heck... ?!

Casey/Spike: GAH! There's a fire in the kitchen!

Stardust: No, everyone - it's just the northern lights!

Neighsay: Well, Stardust, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good hay.

Stardust: 👍

Casey/Twilight/Spike/Starlight: Stardust!

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