Still not dead!

So I guess I'm back or something. Huh. So... does someone want me to talk about something? Ok.

So where have I bean all this time? I'm not entirely sure - how long have I been gone? Also, what's all this talk about me trying my hand at writing again? Well...

Yeah, I know, I'm a [redacted]. I talk and talk about what I'm going to do but I never deliver. I am Sir Richard Wad. Butt I hope to eventually be able to actually do something with one of the many, many ideas that I have. So here's to the future. (drinks a small glass of an unidentinfiable liquid)

I can't escape the feeling that someone might actually be reading this one. Huh. Weird.