My thoughts on the movie "Strange Magic" · 2:14am Mar 4th, 2018
Pretty much my entire reaction to this movie. This was the upmost crazy (in a...well bad way) movie in recent memory. Was it as bad as The Emoji Movie *shudders*? No. Amazingly enough, it isn't as bad as that, but it somehow is worse than Norm of the North! This movie had a bad plot with practically every 4 1/2 minutes with ridiculous dialogue and the rest filled with exactly 13 FUCKING CLICHÉ POP SONGS!!!!! 13!?!? What demented soul thought that was a good idea?!?
*searches and sees this movie was the brainchild of George Lucas*
...In the name of the holy ghost...WTF?!? I see that he made it for his daughters and that this is supposed to be "Star Wars, but for girls". What young girl would "willingly" watch this and not swear out her parents for making her watch this?!? Just....why was this shown in a theater?
