Oct
23rd
2012
Trolling Challenge! · 3:32am Oct 23rd, 2012
Challenge:If a story is telling you not to criticize it to harshly, comment on it: "It fucking sucked :D" (Unless it was good)
Reason: That's basically saying this: "If you have the BALLS to say you did not like this story whatsoever, then you should just get the FUCK off of my page, and don't come here again, because you don't like MY content, that I created, and I can't take any real-world judgment, so take your honest opinion, and shove it up your ass!"
(That rant was stolen in-part from this FUCKING AWESOME RANT)
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15:44 Is when the 'stolen' rant happens.
Words of wisdom.
442443 At least somebody gets it.
442446
Well, at least I think so.
442451 Or do you?
442455
You do!
442460 Do I?
442461
I have no idea.
442464 Most dedicated Clan ever: Trollarch. We have 2.5 million members, who try their best to stop the little kids and faggot hackers from ruining the gaming experience. Here's an example:
And when our leader told us to troll this doucher, we certainly did:
As you can see, the Trollarch Staff channel posted this video of the epic payback trolling, and also got video evidence of this doucher committing a federal crime. Trollarch, do work!
443156
You have my approval.
I'm more of a lone troll-wolf. Not much of a clan-person. I was in a clan back in the days of BF2, but constantly got kicked out due to "hacking". I used no 3rd party programs to boost or play better. I just had played the game for so long. I think I can say that I was pretty good.
And I didn't approve of the rules of the clan. You see a higher ranked member, you have to let him/her kill you. I kinda noted the admins about that and kinda killed some of the staff in a clan match...
445016 Well, Trollarch is based more around Cod, which is where most of the faggotry happens. There could be multiple staff members in the same lobby, and nobody would know. It's pretty funny in Cod, as well.
> Intive trollbait to 1v1 lobby
> Headshots only
> Don't tell other player
> Supposed to be quickscoping
!> Run around stabbing znd using C-4
> Other player uses threats and name calling, because its a kid
> Calmy tell him that he's just bad
> Repeat 3x
> Player rage quits
> Laugh
> Upload to YouTube
447381
The basics of a good troll.
BF3 is pretty similar, no 1v1 lobbies, though.
>Play on a server.
>Find a dude that totally sucks.
>If the guy is on you team, follow him and every time he/she is about to kill someone, make sure it's you who gets the kill.
>If the guy is on the other team, take him/her as your target and keep on killing him/her, preferably with your knife if possible.
>Wait for the rage.
>When it comes, record it.
>Profit.
447389 There aren't many who can pull off a good troll.
447391
Yup. It requires a creative mind, some skill and an eye to pick a good target.
But when one does it right, profit is bigger than ever.
447562 Indeed, for trolling is not an activity, but an art.
447999
The words of a true troll...
449725 And may your trolling endeavors carry on through the years.
451060
Indeed.
My friend has some talent.
>Woke up 15min ago, friend calling.
>"Uhh... What?"
>"Hi NotTheOP! I'll come to your place in 15min!"
>"Wait what!?"
>Closes the phone.
Ha called around 10:00AM. People are not supposed to be awake on 10:00AM when they are having a vacation!
Let's see what happens. And nope, he isn't a brony, at least for what I know.
451965 Now THAT is a trolling worth mentioning.
This could be my new president soon:
(I wake up at 5:00 AM every day, not because I have to, I WANT to. More time for pony)
452119
Well, at least he did show up. Two hours late...
You're getting a new president, we have Niinistö. As a reminder, look at his face.
i.imgur.com/1gKbX.jpg
Pony time, best time.
When season 3 arrives, oh Celestia, I ain't gonna work! When it's pony time, other life can go do something else.
452319 Pony Time=best time
452379
True fact is true.
452432 Good observation is good.
452954
Wise comment is wise.
Successful troll is successful.
452989 I had a seizure...
453690
Yeah, that tends to happen with that site...
It should pass by in about 30min. If not, consider moving away from the computer.
When done so, take the URL of the page up and spam it to your friend in a chat. Preferably play it on Skype video chat. Profit.
454483 Well, I do like profit...
454647
Profit = Good.
Side note: I'm going to buy a new laptop. My desktop just can't keep up. I boot VDJ and FL -> Freeze -> Crash -> I lost all my work of four hours.
Feels like i.imgur.com/5UR2v.jpg
i.imgur.com/ZcYv6.png with a desktop instead of laptop.
454796 New laptop = good
455257
Yes.
I might even be able to run Slender and Minecraft with over 10 fps...
And work everywhere! No need to have that 25km extension cord with me everywhere I go... Not to mention the pain of carrying the desktop and monitor around...
455301 Hooray for new computer!
455477
Yes.
And new computer -> more time here. When I'm travelling (bus, family car), when I'm at friend's place, when I'm at parents' place, when I'm hiding in the closet...
455488
455496
455503 To protect from Slendy?
455517
Pretty much yeah.
I have also noticed that they are pretty great for meditation.
455534
for.... meditation?
455545
Yeah, it is a really helpful thing.
I do it for three base reasons.
1) It helps me relax.
2) Lets my creativity flow.
3) Helps me with lucid dreaming.
There are many other reasons, but those are the first three that popped up.
455564 *Realizes I forgot to reply*
458292
Well, it happens. I have experienced this multiple times.
458432 I'm not replying to that comment.
460361
But you already did.
460593
Mind = blown
461491
That tends to happen...
The feeling is nice. You're all BOOM! But then you are all like nothing happened physically and mentally you are lying on the floor because your mind just exploded.
It looks nice when it happens in a public place.
461547 I'm sure it does.
461723
I mean, like, you fall on the floor and start drooling on the shoes of the fine lady that was sitting next to you on the bus, headphones still on head, blasting the heavy bass all over the bus, making the bus vibrate and soon the windows break and the FUCKING SNOW GETS IN! And because the driver can't drive while he has a ton of snow on his face, the bus is going to end up in the ditch that was for some strange reason right next to the road with no fences or anything.
Yes, it is snowing. And when it snows, it snows good. There's already ~10cm of snow in some spots, more coming fast. Te temperature is about -5 degrees Celsius and the roads are covered in ice. I can see that the winter is coming.
Oh, and how's it going with Sandy? From what I have heard, things are going a bit roughly on your end.
463733 Seizure = this
New favorite pony song.
464543
Yelling At Cats is a genius.
464581 A master of music.
464601
Pretty much.