Jan
18th
2018
A little help? · 1:02am Jan 18th, 2018
I seemed to have given my soul to Monika and now she won't leave me be.
Please, you've got to help me. I'm not sure how much longer I ca-
Ah... Look at you, Ghosty. You're all choked up at the sight of me. Does my mear presence cause your tongue to tie up?
Monika... You... Uh, spooked me. I didn't realize that you were there...
I was here the entire time... Now come along. You and I have something to do...
Oh...
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Run? Why should he run? I won't hurt him. I love him too much to.
Please Help Me
Oh boy :3
I'll go get the napalm and game files.
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Sorry, sweetie, but that won't work... At least, the game files won't. I don't need them anymore!
Yeah, in the process of giving up my soul, I might have... Found a way to bring her into our reality...
4776187
I thought that might be e case, Hence the napalm.
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But you wouldn't hurt little old me, would you? That would be very mean...
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Fuck you I eat children. *douses her in napalm and flicks a match at her*
4776226
WOAH! That's a bit too far! *Pulls her out of the way* I'm not looking to kill her!
4776229
She is a demon. She stole your soul.
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Also, only way to free you of her will *ties you up*
4776232
*Phases through the ropes* I don't think you are grasping the situation...
4776235
Well fuck... Fine I won't kill her I'll kill her after taking a DNA sample and catcher her soul so we can put her in a clone.
4776242
Uh... What the fuck did you just say?
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Basically I'm going to get you your soul back. And make sure she's alive. And restrained from soul collecting.
4776258
Okay....
4776256
*takes a piece of her hair, kills her, uses and odd device to extract two souls* here is your soul.
4776256
Okay. The clone is being built in this machine that conveniently appeared for the sake of the plot.
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Oh, I've done this before. I always keep a cloning machine in a pocket dimension.
4776266
Nicely done my good sir
You could try and use an Warhammer blessed with ban
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But why would I ban them when I could send them into an infinite torture chamber?
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4776819
Here's an idea? How about we DON'T try and kill someone? Isn't that an amazing thought?
Certainly is better compared to what they're suggesting. In both of those scenarios, I couldn't be with you.
I just don't want someone to get hurt, really...
Aw... You do care...
M-maybe a bit...
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Hey I came here to kill some one. So either I kill you both or just one of you.... Either way I'm happy.
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I didn't summon you to kill anyone!....
God... There's a fucking demon over there... Go slay it...
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But... That's apart of Monica.
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Isn't it? It emits the same odd frequency that Monica does.
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No... No it isn't...
4777005
It isnt? Are fou shar... Oh gurd barn bran numb *collapses*
4777011
What the hell even happened?
4777012
*twitches*
4776942
My idea was not to kill, I like Monika even having a GF already, my idea was just to exorcise the demon out of her.
*Here, have some Blessed Water and a Cross*
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And what, suppose, am I to do with these?
All hail our mighty lord, Satan...
Monika, that's not funny.
Sorry! Just figure I could make a bit of fun!
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What do you mean? I love my little Ghost here and would do anything for him.
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Then you're doing a great job, just try not stealing souls of anyone, you can force them to love you but it isn't the same as to real love from both sides
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And Monika...., See ya on the Portrait of Markov