Which Disney Princess would be Funniest for Rainbow Dash · 12:30am Dec 26th, 2017
An idea I had is that, for a fairly short time in her life, Rainbow Dash was a Disney Princess in Disneyland or Disneyworld for a living to pay for the things she needed in life. Combining the irony of this with the strange requirements for playing a character live at Disneyland, it's a comedy gold mine. But which Disney Princess?
I had a few different ideas:
Aurora: Because she is the most girly of the Disney Princesses. It's ironic! And RD would mistakenly believe that it would allow her to literally sleep on the job (it doesn't).
Snow White: In spite of not being the girliest, nothing can change the fact that she's almost the opposite of RD. Their girly and ungirly features are almost the reverse.
Belle: Ironic because she's an egghead.
Mulan: Because, she's Mulan, she is athletic and had to pretend to be a boy for a while.
Ariel: Because since as a Princess, you can't tell what you do for a living, she tells somebody that what she does for work is "I sit around half naked and get my picture taken." "Oh my God, you're a Playboy Playmate!"
2011-2013 Princess Leia: Back in the day, Disneyland featured Leia for the Dance Off with the Star Wars Dance Off in full Slave Leia regalia. There are many, many reasons why this would be funny. Just one reason would be so that Rainbow can say "I dance around in front of audiences, 90% naked". "Oh my God, you're a stripper!"
What do you guys think?
I got a curve ball idea....Cinderlla.
Oh and Sunset gets stuck as a Disney Villain for irony reasons.
Though reading this again I have to say I like Aurora thinking she could sleep on the job.
Definitely Elsa since I saw the MLP mashup with Disney Princess and it always comes up with Rainbow Dash as Elsa.
Hey, instead of a Disney Princess....how bout Rainbow Dash be Rey, they are hiring those right now for Galaxy's edge. And Rainbow could fit the bill...just needs to die her hair brown and do a British accent.