Finally Got My PSN Account Back · 12:26am Dec 23rd, 2017
First off, why do I always capitalize every first letter of every word in my titles? I dunno. I’m stupid.
Anyways, as the title says- oh wait. Let me say this the way General Shepherd said his line in Endgame.
“8 months ago, I lost my PSN account in the blink of an eye. And the world just fuckin’ watched.” - Totally me and not taken from Modern Warfare 2. Remember - no Russian
So after 8 grueling months, or 9 or 7, I forgot, I finally got it back! “How?” you may ask... I called Sony ps4 support something. This time, the actual website where you can reset your password didn’t fuck up on me and I got to change my password and now I finally got it back! The first time I called they said, “Look in your spam folder ON your mobile phone.” But the thing was, I was on my mobile phone at the time! So what was I gonna do? Hang up and check it on my phone?... B-Because that’s totally not what I did! Nope! Nu-huh! Not me! I didn’t do it! (I did it :c)
So I got my account back and I don’t have to restart my Payday 2 account because I’m already on Level 100 and I just need... something more million dollars in my offshore account to become infamous. That way I get to hold a card that’s on fire in a badass way during the main menu... well wearing the No Me Gusta mask. I’m not joking, that’s what it’s called.
*retarded wheeze* I don’t care! I’m using it! Its my new favorite mask, ever! Just imagine your bank is getting rob and one of the robbers is wearing this mask. You cannot take the criminal seriously without laughing at his mask! You’ll die of laughter than getting shot! What’s that? I’m the only one that thinks its funny... aww... *sad music intensifies*
I don’t care if they release the Trump mask in Payday 2, I’m gonna use this mask all the way! No Me Gusta for the win!
So I thought I could just share you guys the good news, even though literally no one ever reads my blogs because I’m a piece of shit who has nothing to live for, and just spread the happiness onto yoooooou!!!
The one thing I have to say to this good news is...:
*retarded wheeze again* I can’t stop laughing at this video. This is my new favorite video. Just imagine spamming the shit out of this sound effect on CS:GO, you’re gonna be hated by your teammates because it’s so god damn irritating, yet funny.
Well... GOTTA BLAST! (into the stars to buy candy bars)
EDIT: They did release a Donald Trump mask.
