a REAL pizza · 6:25pm Dec 5th, 2017

Right you lot, I have heard many people form England and America talk about pizzas and their favorite toppings, and I have come to the following conclusion....and that is... that with only 2.. at best 3 toppings.....YOUR PIZZAS ARE FREAKING WEAK ASS LIGHTWEIGHTS...

HEY... Watch your tone buddy

Sorry Twilight, but it is true... these people need to take a trip to Denmark, and have a taste of REAL pizzas

Huh? ... What do you mean?

Ah am with ya on that Huh, sugarcube

I will tell you what I mean, but first... Fluttershy, would you be a dear and tell your friends about humans and what we eat?

O-oh, um.... O-o-okay...... W-well, humans are what is known as omnivores, which means they eat plants, fruits and greens like us ponies.... but they also eat..... gulp..... meat

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now now, there is no reason to worry girls, we don't eat the meat of animals, that are sentient and/or are talking to us.... only feral animals, we make very sure of that

Good to hear that you are civilized in that regard, Darling

okay, now here is my favorite pizza from my local pizza place in the town where I live, it is the number 32, and is called "The Viking" It's toppings are as follows: Tomatoes, cheese, kebab, bacon, shrimps, pineapple, Gorgonzola, chili and Garlic...

HOWEVER... Due to me having been an extremely good costumer there over the years (because I have been too lazy to cook myself at times :P) and i have always asked for some extra items on the pizza, they have created a special version of it, and allowed me to name it... Fillies and Gentlecolts.... I present to you...

"THE BERSERKER"

it has everything that "The Viking" has on it.... only this one has gotten pepperoni, ham, jalapenos added to it... but to TRULY make it a BERSERKER... you put DOUBLE of all the toppings on it, make it into a deep-pan pizza and you add a glass of green and black olives to it when you get it back home