So, sandwich.

Am I late? Maybe. Eh, I'll get over it. Let's get into sandwich making!

First off, I like sandwiches. I put things that some sane people probably wouldn't even consider in my sandwiches. I might have placed something an insane person wouldn't consider, except in circumstances most dire, such as there are no other ingredients. With that said, let's go over the ingredient list for this monstrosity.

1. We got Mayonaise. Good ole Mayo.

2. We got Cheese Wiz. Cause you need something on both slices of bread, and having Mayo on both sides can only get you so far.

3. Deli ham. Specifically, Black Forest Ham.

4. 5 different kinds of cheese. 6 if you count marble as two. Brie, Marble(mozzarella and cheddar), Havarti, Swiss, and Velveeta.

5. Shredded lettuce. Lettuce is always on my sandwiches, unless we don't have any.

6. Spinach. Recently, as in the past year or so, I have been eating spinach more and more.

7. This is where it starts to get into fancy territory. Salmon. Salmon had been had for supper, and there was some left.

8. Eggs. Can't go wrong with some good eggs. Unless you don't cook them, then you might get salmonella.

9. Taco meat. This is an interesting choice for sandwich fixings, but I don't judge.

First step was to spread the mayo and cheese wiz on the bread. Easy enough. Then you assemble the fixings one step at a time. And try to make sure that you don't put two similar things next to each other. Cheese should be separated from other cheese by something, same with any meat and veggies.

For the eggs, I cooked one with a mix of taco meat and Brie. Once that was done, I have an egg patty, which fit very nicely on the bread. The stacking was the easy part. When it came time to cut it, I had to hold the sandwich down, and slowly move the knife closer to the cutting board, while oscillating the knife to cut easier.

This sandwich was a good one, and I would do it again. Too bad this exact combination of ingredients almost never happens.

And to anyone that gagged, I am sorry for using the chloroform. It was the only way.

P.S. I had a story idea, and was wondering what everyone would think of it.

Mr toots.

He is a weapon from Red Faction: Armageddon. I really want to know what a player or character from that game would do if they found themselves in Equestria.