The Best Lines I Have Written · 8:53pm Oct 14th, 2012
I was bored. Here's a list of sentences that are weird both in and out of context. Some may not be published yet.
Macintosh surveyed the damage caused by Applejack's impromptu bunny stampede; despite what she had told Fluttershy, they were definitely not worshipers of demons, they had not kidnapped Apple Bloom and Big Mac had certainly not told her so.
-Unpublished
Whilst Apple Bloom recovered from her traumatic applesauce experience, Big Mac began setting up the market stall, Applejack's slightly-less-bleary form toiling away with the cart.
-Same unpublished as the one above
"I don't know, it just... seems like it does. I have an idea! It's going to be really, really amazing. I swear. Okay, you, you turn into a shark, and... and I... I will sit on your back and tell you where to go! Brilliant, isn't it? I'm brilliant."
-Hive Mind
"Oh, please don't let this be a story where you all turn gay for me. Like, I know I'm awesome, but I have boundaries." Pinkie bounced past Twilight, shoved the door open, and waited for her friend.
-Where We Are
"Now, now, Rainbow Dash, although I'm sure we could all use a few moments of silence, it would be in everyone's best interests if you stayed away from open engines of any sort."
-Where We Are
"'Oh, please don't let this be a story where you all turn gay for me. Like, I know I'm awesome, but I have boundaries.'" Pinkie bounced past Twilight, shoved the door open, and waited for her friend."
My favorite out of those, hehe.
422487
My unpublished one is going to be a rom/com that I AM GOING TO FINISH
don't quote me on this I'm lazy424403
To be completely honest, I have to get around to reading your fics in the first place.
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Well, you definitely have time, I'm slow as molasses .-.
424650
Touche? Touche.