Kreeper's Episodic Rants V2.5 · 2:38pm Sep 17th, 2017
Alrighty, back where I left off.
This is actually some rather nice cloudsculpting on Dash's part. Shame it's not durable, though.
Or attached.
Nice mane, but lose the stick. It immediately makes it look like a bird's nest.
You never thought she'd cancel? WHY WOULDN'T SHE CANCEL?! OR POSTPONE!
Silly ponies...
IS THIS HER COPING MECHANISM? SHE'S DONE IT AT LEAST THREE TIMES NOW
JUST ASK ZECORA FOR SOME GEL AND WITH SOME CLEVER CUTTING AND COMBING YOU CAN MAKE A MOHAWK, AND START A FASHION TREND TOO
OOOH! OOH! FACTS! I SHALL DISPROVE THESE ONE BY ONE!
"That without my mane I simply can't shine as I once did"
You're an artist.
A: Artists have been messy for centuries
B: I would think the hair thing would lead to some inspiration
C: YOU DON'T NEED YOUR MANE TO MAKE DRESSES DANGIT
"and ponies treat me like the sad, invisible pony I've become."
Says the element of harmony and famous fashionista with three separate boutiques. You're telling me the cornerstone of all these things is your mane?
SEE THEY GET IT
MY THINKING EXACTLY APPLEJACK! SHE HAS DAMAGED HER MANE BEFORE AND WAS OKAY WITH IT WHY NOT NOW! AND WE'VE PROVED THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY CAN CREATE HAIR OUT OF THIN AIR WHY NOT HIT UP THE TREE OF HARMONY AND BE LIKE "YO THAT ONE-OFF THING YOU DID YEARS AGO CAN YOU TRY THAT AGAIN CUZ OUR FRIEND HERE IS IN KIND OF A PINCH"
Punk rock Rarity. I like it.
Oh, hey look! It's the firewood dude from the Applejack episode!
I'm getting the feeling Rarity has a secret rock career we don't know about, what with the ready-to-go outfit and hair dye and guitar skills and all.
Seriously, kudos to the artists on this one. Well done.
This reminds me: what came of Pinkie cleaning the cupcakes with shampoo? We haven't seen her all episode. Are we going to pan to Sugarcube Corner and see only a big blob of bubbles?
Ready... and...
*Rarity moves to open door*
BOOM!
"Shampoo?"
da da dee da da doo!
Photo Finish: Master of stealth photography. Jury's out on whether it's a good thing or not, though.
