Kreeper's Episodic Rants, V1 · 2:14am Sep 10th, 2017
Season 7, Episode 17: Daring Done?
Following this is a series of my thoughts as I watch the episode listed above.
I just love to read about happy happenings, and it's always good to be a pony in the know, you know? And there's so much to know!
I KNOW!
Rainbow, the press is how you make your money. Wonderbolts don't exactly have word-of-mouth advertising.
I never knew you were going to teach kids about politics, Pinkie!
Suuuuure, just let everyone know that AK Yearling is Daring Do. Not like there are any reporters stalking you or anything.
The glowy statue in the box is oddly amusing to me.
No, no! Let her keep holding it! I want to see if it shoots lightning!
Of course, if you don't feel like talking about it, that's A-Okay A.K.!
Alliteration is sweeping the nation like a conflagration.
You know, the Mythbusters proved that just letting a bull roam around a china shop is perfectly fine. So long as no one tries something stupid. Great headline though.
She really doesn't look that different.
Pinkie, I am ashame. WHERE IS YOUR MAP PAINT BUCKET?!
I thought you based the ENTIRE BOOK on your experiences here in Somnambula, but what do I know?
Let's be real here, how many ponies have beards?
You know, there should be an organization that compensates the owners of property and governments for damage done and services used by adventurers, then sends the adventurers a bill. Kind of like "adventure insurance".
I like the design of the sphinx. Also: the sun corona poses some interesting questions...
And this powerful spell was called: Glue.
Wow, Daring Do. You've really put your hoof in it now.
Were you in a debate club or something, Rainbow?
AND NOPONY NOTICES THIS
Because Daring Do totally stalks the Elements of Harmony, and Rainbow certainly doesn't go anywhere on her own for Wonderbolt shows or Friendship Missions or whatever is happening in the MLP movie.
Because your plan all hinged on you unmasking yourself in front of Rainbow Dash, and then capturing her. Logical.
Calling it, invisible bridge.
That's a neat way to bridge.
AND HE ADMITS TO IT
Bad pun. Shame on you.
WHY DID YOU THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA
AND THEY LET HIM GO
Welp, hope ye enjoyed my ramblings. Yes, you have to watch the episode alongside this.
