AMV Script - My Little Fortress

This "AMV in script form" is of what I imagine would be a My Little Pony-style opening for Team Fortress 2.What is an "AMV in script form"? Check this link. Just imagine the opening of the show we all know and love while reading this and there you go. It's not much of an explanation, but I'm not good at explaining this.

Now Playing: My Little Fortress

{scene opens to reveal a train in the middle of the desert in front of the daybreak sky as it pulls into 2fort, with the Heavy and Sniper sticking their heads out of the windows as 'camera' slowly pans right}

Heavy: My Little Fortress, My Little Fortress♪

{both Heavy and Sniper drum their fingers to the side of the train as Heavy is soon out of 'camera''s view}

Heavy: AAAAAAGGGHHHHHH…♪

{Scene quickly fades to an overhead view of 2Fort, with RED and BLU fighting one another as the 'camera' flies over}

Other singers: (My Little Fortress)♪

{'Camera' zooms in and enters tunnel vision, and exits it to show the drop-off point and the train's open door}

Heavy: I used to wonder what teamwork could be!♪

{Heavy gets off the train from the right, carrying his mingun Sasha as he walks forward to the left of the screen as it then pans left}

Other singers: (My Little Fortress)♪

{The Sniper follows shortly after, holding his rifle and running to catch up with the Heavy; close of Heavy's face as he brightens}

Heavy: Until you all shared dispenser with me!♪

{Camera turns around to show their teammates ahead: (left to right) the Soldier gives a salute, the Pyro raises his flamethrower over his head, the Demoman waves before drinking from his bottle, the Engineer rests his right hand on a Level 3 Dispenser and holding a wrench on his left, the Medic takes a heroic pose while holding his Medigun, the Spy fades into view next to the Medic while holding a cigarette between his fingers, and the Scout zooms in from the right before positioning himself in front of the Dispenser, spreads his arms and makes a quick downward motion with his bat}

Scout: Big adventures!♪

{In the battlements of 2Fort, with his back to the camera, the Scout finishes a Bonk! Atomic Punch, then zooms past leaving a red trail, which covers the screen and serves as a screen transition}

Pyro: Mmf mmf mmf!♪
Soldier: Tons of guns!♪

{Split screen. Left: The Pyro charges to the camera while in a corridor, flamethrower blazing; Bottom: The Soldier runs to the bridge, moving away from the camera, then performs a rocket jump to its covered roof}

Spy: A beautiful heart♪

{Split screens move away from each other, revealing the Spy in the BLU intel room as he aims his revolver at the camera and fires; a muzzle flash emerges from the barrel and serves as the screen transition}

Engineer: Faithful and strong.♪
Demoman: FAITHFUL and STRONG!♪

{Split screen. Bottom: The Engineer whacks his Level 2 Sentry as it opens fire to the right; Top: The Demoman charges to with his Chargin' Targe, holding the Eyelander in another hand as he charges to the right side of the screen}

Medic: Healing Heavies♪

{Split screens move away from each other, revealing the Medic in the Respawn room activating the ÜberCharge on an offscreen patient to the right; a flock of doves fills the screen from the left and serve as the screen transition}

Sniper: It's an easy feat!♪

{Zoom out from the Sniper's rifle's scope as he reloads it, standing in the bunker section of the battlements; screen suddenly get covered in yellow from Jarate and gets completely obscured, serving as the screen transitiion}

Heavy: And Sandvich makes it all compelete!♪

{In between the two entrances of the RED fort, the Heavy teleports in close up via Telemax Teleporter holding a Sandvich and the 'camera' zooms out more to reveal the rest of the team; to the right (starting from left) are the Demoman with his grenade launcher, the Medic holding up his Syringe Gun in one hand, the Scout with his Scattergun, and the Soldier with his rocket launcher; to the left (starting from right) are the Spy with his revolver, the Sniper aiming with his rifle, the Engineer holding the wrench in his right hand, and the Pyro holding up his flamethrower}

Heavy: You have…♪

All: …My Little Fortress♪

{All the mercenaries sans the Heavy aim their weapons to the camera, then a RED Level 1 Sentry pops out in front, slowly aims at the camera, and fires, its muzzle flash serving as the screen transition}

Heavy: Do you know you're all my very best…♪

All: …TEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM???♪

{Cut to where the Administrator surveys the team; then close up to her face as she makes a frown; she is looking at a screen showing the RED Team posed together in front of a RED control point; (left to right) the Spy taking out a cigarette and smoking it, the Soldier juggling his grenades, the Engineer with his knees bent as he laughs, the Heavy cradling Sasha, the Pyro playing his fire axe like a guitar, the Medic pulling on the rim of his right rubber glove, the Sniper holding his hat across his chest with a solemn expression and the kukri on his other hand, the Scout wish his arms wide and bat held up, and the Demoman doing a pelvic thrust while lifting his lower body armor to reveal a picture of a smiley face taped to his crotch}

{Cut to this title, which has an added text reading "Teamwork is Magic", then switches to the text "Opening written by nightelf37"; fade to black}

End Song