Experienced some sweet tailgater karma today · 5:30pm Jul 20th, 2017
So I was driving home via the motorway earlier today, after going into town to pick up a couple of things. I was doing about 110 kilometres an hour (that's 68 mph in freedom units), ten k's below the posted speed limit of 120 km/h. So I was driving in the left-hand lane, as I'm supposed to, and this dickhead in a Qashqai came right up on my arse, being forced to slow down to my speed from a speed of, I'd guess, about 130 km/h. I figured he'd overtake me using the right lane once he got the opportunity, but nope, he just kept right on riding me. Well, I wasn't about to speed up in damp conditions for his benefit, so I decided he could ride my arse as much as he pleased. Well, he must have finally had enough, because he finally made a sharp turn into the passing lane... without looking, and sent his shiny Qashqai right into the path of a Renault who was already overtaking him. Cue a very satisfying chorus of blaring horns and spray being kicked up as he comes to a halt and I drive off into the sunset.
Seriously, folks -- don't tailgate.
Lol what a fuck