Failure

I wanted to finish a new Luna eating something fic this long weekend. Feel free to taunt me and call me names.

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[Mossflower]

"you suck, asshat!"

[Dawnforge]

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[Keystroke]

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral[size] equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient
in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,
noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.
You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond
the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us ”normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are ”challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been ”right”.
Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.:
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,
evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally NOT GOOD.

TLDR: you suck.

[TheCrazyAsian]

411276 Like I haven't heard that before.

411281 Well I'm a colt so go ahead.

411282 STOP! STOP! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP!

[Mossflower]

411289
sorry, it was the best i could think of on such a short notice

[Dawnforge]

411282

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411289

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I try to be funny and here you are being a smart ass.

I hope you die you ungrateful whelp.

[TheCrazyAsian]

411292 Look at comment number 3.

[TheCrazyAsian]

411307 Every time you make fun of me I die a little, on the inside. So I hope you're happy you just killed a small bit of my liver.

[Mossflower]

411308
yes i know, but im terrible at insults, im better at quietly seething.

[TheCrazyAsian]

411321 seethe |sēT͟H|
verb [ no obj. ]
(of a liquid) bubble up as a result of being boiled: the brew foamed and seethed.
• [ with obj. ] archaic cook (food) by boiling it in a liquid: others were cut into joints and seethed in cauldrons made of the animal's own skins.
• (of a person) be filled with intense but unexpressed anger: inwardly he was seething at the slight to his authority.
• (of a place) be crowded with people or things moving about in a rapid or hectic way: the entire cellar was seething with spiders | the village seethed with life.
• [ with adverbial of direction ] (of a crowd of people) move in a rapid or hectic way: we cascaded down the stairs and seethed across the station | (as adj. seething) : the seething mass of commuters.
ORIGIN Old English sēothan ‘make or keep boiling,’ of Germanic origin; related to Dutch zieden .

[Mossflower]

411324
that's the one.

[TeXXy]

Hey Feasty,

My name is Texxy, and I hate you. You are a fat, retarded, no-life who spends every second of his day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any secks? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are a faggot who should just kill himself. Thanks for listening.

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copypastas are great!

[Dawnforge]

411316

I'm a ginger. I feed off souls and misery. So yes, I am 'happy.'

I hope you get hit by a car, but your liver remains oddly intact and active.

[TheCrazyAsian]

411335 *Splashes Holy Water* Devil be gone!

[Dawnforge]

411352

Ha! I'm a Ginger Paladin! I am holyiestestestest type of guy around!

images5.fanpop.com/image/polls/992000/992310_1333569133289_50.png?v=1333569045 Uh-huh.That was lame. You're worse than the Asian.

Why won't you just stay in my blog posts?

[Keystroke]

411289

I hope you know i'm joking.

[iloveportalz0r]

I love you <3

[Mossflower]

411440
of course he does, he asked you to insult him....

TCA, are you a masochist?...

[dancingmad]

411282

hahahahaha,wow this bastard won the thread,man.Everyone,go home.

[Magius]

I would like to ask what Luna will be eating. Don't feel like insulting, I've gotten bashed on my new fic anyways.

Is it something sweet? Sour? Bitter? Mixed? Exotic?

[dancingmad]

411520

More like a sadist,actually.

[Mossflower]

411680
how are you a sadist if you're asking people to insult you? ("haha! now you feel bad for insulting medl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Rainbow_dealwithit.png ")

[TeXXy]

411635
It's cakey and flakey.

[dancingmad]

412326

Oops! I thought Your comment was directed at Keystroke until I checked out the initials,sorry,you're right!

[TheCrazyAsian]

411520 Is that any of your business?

[Mossflower]

412754
hm, it's a question, so it's up to me then (yes i know it's rhetorical, im choosing to ignore that): yes!

[TheCrazyAsian]

412914 Sure.

[Mossflower]

412917
aww, so you're not gonna tell me then?

[TheCrazyAsian]

412927 Does it matter?

[Mossflower]

412929
no, and i can pretty much guess the answer by myself, but im bored and curious....

[TheCrazyAsian]

412937 What's your guess then?

[Mossflower]

412941
my guess would be no, that you're not a masochist...

[TheCrazyAsian]

412944 Well my answer depends on how you define it.

[Mossflower]

412949
in this scenario:
"The deriving of pleasure, or the tendency to derive pleasure, from being humiliated or mistreated, either by another or by oneself."

[TheCrazyAsian]

412956 By that definition I guess. Here's the definition I get from the dictionary on my computer:

masochism |ˈmasəˌkizəm, ˈmaz-|
noun
the tendency to derive pleasure, esp. sexual gratification, from one's own pain or humiliation.
• (in general use) the enjoyment of what appears to be painful or tiresome: isn't there some masochism involved in taking on this kind of project?
DERIVATIVES
masochist noun,
masochistic |ˌmasəˈkistik, ˌmaz-|adjective,
masochistically |ˌmasəˈkistik(ə)lē, ˌmaz-|adverb
ORIGIN late 19th cent.: named after Leopold von Sacher-Masoch (1835–95), the Austrian novelist who described it, + -ism.

[Magius]

412451

Hm....I some kind of processed snack food. A hostess- no that can't be

[TheCrazyAsian]

413017 Here's the title: Round Circular Piece of Fried Dough with Frosting and Sprinkles.