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Darth Severus


Brony, Star Wars nut, Former Marine, BA in English, minor in creative writing, OCD and on the Autistic Spectrum

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    My First Joint

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  • 4 weeks
    One More Year

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Jul
16th
2017

New Spike Story Coming Up · 11:43am Jul 16th, 2017

Since Spike stories seem to do well here, considering A Boy in an All Girls School and The Power of Dragon Mating are two of my most popular stories, I've decided to do another one where Spike and Rarity have a child and Spike runs a catering business to help support his new family, but he has to deal with his competitor Garble, and Ember who's always trying to get him to break up with Rarity. If anyone is willing to draw a cover for it, I'd really appreciate it. It should be of Rarity, an older Spike, but not a full grown dragon like he was in the show, more like a Spike anthro, just without cloths, and their son. Their son is named Scar, he has Rarity's white fur color, with a Spike's scales green mane that is styled like Gladion's hair from Pokémon Sun and Moon(total Gladion nut, bite me)

There will be some randomness, I'm open to ideas for funny plot points, since while I have an unusual sense of humor(I will laugh at just about anything, including people getting hurt because of their own stupidity), I'm not entirely good at making jokes or comedic stories. I have one idea, and I'll list it below(With spoiler block for anyone who wants to be surprised)

Spike runs out of money because him, his son, and Sweetie Belle spend it all on unnecessary things, and they find this out when Spike is getting a delivery and the deliveryman tells him how much he owes. It goes like this

Deliveryman: That'll be 47 bits
Spike: Coming right up, my good- WE'RE OUT OF MONEY! Do you know what this means, man!?
Deliveryman: You're not getting your delivery of Saddle Arabian silk?
Spike: No, worse than that!
Deliveryman: Your wife's gonna kill you when she finds out you spent all the money?
Spike: Even worse than that!
Deliveryman: Even worse than- I give up, what?
Spike: No money means-
Cathy Weseluck(Spike's VA): -no animation!
Tabitha St. Germain(Rarity's VA): What are we gonna do?
Claire Corlett(Sweetie Belle's VA): raises hand
Cathy Weseluck: No Claire, we are not going home! We've got to save the show!
Scar's VA: But where are we going to get the money to pay for it?
car wash scene
Cathy Weseluck: I think we made enough-
Spike: -to get the animation back!

If you have any other ideas, post them in the comments for this blog post

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