Me and my peeps · 3:08am Apr 17th, 2017
I have a little thing I want to tell you... I ate my peeps in my bed... Four chicks. Marshmallows. The candy was so delicious I licked all of them. I'm taking about my Easter candy... Not a fivesome. Get your mind outta the gutter!
That sounds wrong
4499125 That's the point.
4499127
I'm fucking stupid
Were they good?
4499193 Delicious.
But, where would my mind live? It would be homeless!
4499270 On the roof of my house?
4499274... sounds semi-reasonable. Are there pizza rolls?
4499298 Yes... and I'm lactose intolerant, so you can eat all of them.
4499311 SCORE!!! And my condolences on your condition.
4499313 It's cool... I can share my dairy-based snacks with my friends... and my house guests.
4499315 and roof guests.
Yes, one must be specific when guests are concerned.
4499317 Ri~ight. Well... I'm always here for a friend in need.
4499320 Ah! Isn't that sweet!
DIZZY! GET YOUR CHIMERIC BUTT BACK HERE!
Well, looks like I gotta run. Now, where was I? Oh yes! HEELLLP!!
4499218
Good to hear.